Carlos and Gaby are meeting with a decorator, who says, "Now, if we're going with the damask for the settee, then I strongly suggest we do the couch in the chenille." Carlos says the only word he understood was "couch." Hee. Gaby says she'll explain it to him later. On the way out, the decorator says the vase looks divine, and she's so glad Gaby liked it. Carlos says he thought they were just trying out the vase. Gaby: "I'll explain that to him later." After the decorator leaves, Gaby says she can't believe Fran used the same decorator seven years ago, and now has no house. She starts talking about how Fran had 20 place settings of Tiffany china, and how does this happen to someone who has that?! Carlos says the fabric Gaby's looking at is $200 a yard, so Fran should save them a place in line. Gaby thinks Fran drank it away, because she was drunk at a party once. Carlos says everyone was drunk at that party. Gaby thinks maybe it was a gambling problem, then, since Fran always played Bingo. Then Gaby says you just don't fall thar far that fast without making some really stupid choices. Carlos wonders why she's getting so angry. She says it was Tiffany china. Enough said, right?

Jackson pours a glass of wine at his engagement party when Creepy Dave finds him and calls him the man who ruined his fishing trip. Jackson apologizes, and then Creepy Dave says he's so happy for Jackson and Susan, and wonders how Jackson's been, since they haven't talked since, oh, I don't know, the night of the fire? Jackson says, yeah, Creepy Dave was the big hero, but he was the doofus who got stuck in the men's room. Jackson says he went to City Hall to get his marriage certificate and ran into a detective, so now he has to go talk to them the day after his wedding. Creepy Dave asks what they wanted to talk about, and Jackson says he guesses they just want to know if he saw anything suspicious. Orson asks if he did, and Jackson says, "No." He says he was backstage, headed to the men's room, when he ran into... Creepy Dave breaks a tray of wine glasses just then so Jackson has to run off to try to clean it up. Creepy Dave laughs that the wine's not coming out, but Orson says Bree could get it out in a jiffy, then wonders where she's off to.

She's busy, all dressed in black, robbing her own house with Karl. Karl asks her if they're stealing a mask and a diamondy-looking award. Bree says yes to the mask and no to the award, which is Orson's. Bree's tidying the mantle, when Karl tells her not to do that and knocks everything off. He tells her they're robbing the place, not acting as personal shoppers. He tells her she can't just go to the motions, and then -- speaking of -- he wonders if she's nailing Orson like they discussed. She says it's none of his business, but admits she's doing the bare minimum. Karl thinks Orson's probably a "just missionary" guy. Bree wonders if Karl must be so crude, and he wonders if she must always be a priss. He says it must be exhausting to be her. She says being a lady does take effort. He says she should give it a rest, and see how good it feels. She says Karl can be a Neanderthal, but she prefers to behave with dignity and class, then adds, "Now, may we please finish robbing my home?" Then she breaks Orson's diamond dentist award.