Desperate Housewives

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DeAnn Welker: B | 1101 USERS: B-
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Doctor, Doctor! Give Me the News

Susan leaves Katherine and goes to visit Mike. She asks about his cookies, and he says they're from "a friend." She takes a bite of one, but spits it right out because she hates macadamia nuts. She thinks they're white chocolate chips until it's too late, "Stupid Hawaii." Hey, now, don't blame Hawaii for Katherine's cookies. And, also, macadamia nuts are so much better than white chocolate chips. She again asks who made the cookies, but Mike just says "a friend" again. She wants to know what friend, and he won't answer. Then she acts all shocked and asks if this is "a woman friend." Maybe this is sexist of me, but I can't imagine a man friend bringing cookies to another man in the hospital. So, yes, Susan, brilliant deduction. She wonders if he's seeing someone, and says she wants to know because it makes her feel good knowing two people have found love and happiness, so could he please tell her who she's happy for? He says he can't tell her because she wants to tell him, and now Susan knows it's a friend. He still won't tell her who, but it's too late, Mike. She's already pissed.

Bree's greeted outside of Orson's room by his doctor, who says he's doing fine, just sleeping. They go in the room, and Orson starts snoring like a chainsaw. She says he's never snored like this before, and the doctor says the injury might have made it worse, but a simple surgical procedure will fix it. She wants that done now, please. The doctor says there's a wait of a few weeks, but luckily she can take him home tonight! Bree looks annoyed. I know she's Bree and everything, but I'd think even she would forgive snoring for one moment while she gets to take her injured husband home from the hospital.

Desperate Housewives

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