In yet another mirror in the most uptight house on all of Wisteria Lane, Bree's applying eyeliner when Orson walks in all dressed up and looking dapper. He tells her he'd like to look the part when he tells everyone he's her partner. She doesn't want him to tell people yet, but he's more than a little ready to finally have an answer when people ask him what he's doing. She makes excuses for not wanting to talk about it tonight, but he realizes that it's because she hasn't told Katherine yet, and she knows she'll be furious. Orson's not worried about Katherine, and doesn't get why this is so difficult for Bree. We zoom in on a glass of wine, as Bree flashes back to the champagne brunch the day before Orson went to prison. Orson's getting drunk, and Bree's not sure that's a good idea, but Orson doesn't think he has to be in top form on his first day in prison. Bob and Lee are there, and Andrew and Katherine, and everyone thinks drunk Orson is hilarious, except for two people. Bree is one of them, and I'll let you guess who else. Orson says he's so lucky to have Bree, because most inmates don't get a champagne brunch farewell. The gay men make gay-themed prison jokes about "cavity searches" and Orson being "husband material." Bree does not approve, even a little bit. Orson tells her it's all in fun, and everything's fine except his empty glass. She takes it into the kitchen, fills it, and drinks the whole thing down in two big gulps. Uh-oh.