Felicia: "Hey Paul, old pal, could you pass me the Pringles and also, while you're down there, could you tell me the details of how you beat my sister to death with a blender?"
Paul: "Why Felicia, old chum, I'd be happy to."
(Felicia pays tribute to this "end the cycle of revenge" idea that, on any other show, would actually hold water, but on this show for assholes means nothing; Paul fondles a gun and who knows what anybody's up to.)
Susan, verbatim: "Well, I lost my $50, but I ate my weight in shrimp."
Roy: "That's like five shrimp."
Susan: "Nope, less. They were jumbo. That's how you roll at a casino, a.k.a. the trashiest fucking place on earth."
Asian Stereotype: "Why are you crying every time you win?"
Susan: "I got a crazy lady's kidney and then Dick died and I didn't die."
Roy: "Then again, why the fuck are you crying?"
Susan: "I don't know if you've ever met me, but I'm the worst."
Roy: "Here's a story from my days in Korea. A guy died and I was like, 'How come?' and then Father Mulcahy was like, 'Who the fuck knows, war is no place for God.'"
Susan: "So you're saying I should just dance on the graves of Beth and Dick?"
Roy: "Who are Beth and Dick?"
Susan: "What were we talking about? Were you even in Korea?"
Roy: "You'd better take me home, Susan."
Susan: "Look, one of us needs to know what the fuck is going on."
(They die together in the casino, two skeletons with gray-haired, low-hanging scrota, simply unable to pull it together.)
(Felicia discusses the ash-dumping site with the urn to a degree that creeps Paul out. Then she pulls a gun on him, delivers a short speech about the cycle of violence, and tosses the gun in the lake -- along with her daughter -- as a big symbolic gesture. Paul falls for her shit once again.)
Gabi: "Lee, where are my daughters? And if you say they died, I want you to know that's okay and I won't hold it against you."
The Less Awesome Gay One: "[Gay nonsense gay nonsense gay nonsense.]"
(Upshot: Carlos made it home from the woods but then has left town again for some reason. Gabi gives her daughters back to Lee, who didn't ask for any of this.)