Desperate Housewives

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Mary Alice: "And that's just how it is, folks. Death panels are real. Tax shelters for the super-wealthy somehow hurt small businesses. Health care is something most people don't deserve. The right to bear arms is protected by the Second Amendment, if you're illiterate. Corporate interests don't run either political party. By cutting funding to the foremost provider of free birth control, we can lower the number of abortions performed. The Clean Air Act is about protecting the environment. Treating women and minorities like humans somehow means you're giving them special rights, and we'll all pay the price for it, one day, somehow, in a very vague and threatening way. And anyway, fags are just faggots and all women are whores, so it shouldn't even really come up. Basically everybody sucks and everybody is a disaster, so you better fuck over everybody else before they have the chance to fuck you over. Amen."


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