Angie and Nick are in their room, wondering where Danny went to after the wedding. Angie wonders what's gotten into Danny, picking fights with girls in public (so, wait, they saw it, too?), and staying out late. Nick says, "He's a teenager," but Angie wants Nick to go look for him, since they can't afford to make waves here. Angie says that everyone has to think they're nice normal people. Nick agrees. Angie unzips her dress, and we see a ginormous scar on her back, as Mary Alice begins her wrap-up:

"It's not hard to find sin in the suburbs." We see Bree and Karl in a hotel room, as Alice tells us you'll find people cheating on their husbands. Then we see Lynette as Mary Alice says they resent their children. Katherine looks straight ahead ominously as Mary Alice says they also plot against their friends. Only, you know, not technically "friends" at this point. Mary Alice: "But as much as we like to talk about the sinful things people do..." as Julie takes out the recycling. "...we forget there's a difference between sin and evil..." Someone comes up behind Julie and chokes her until her feet stop moving. Said person runs off, leaving her lying there, apparently dead. "...there's always someone to come along and remind us." Uh-oh. So, is it really going to be as obvious as last season, and be either Nick or Danny? Ooh, or could it be Katherine?!

DeAnn, a writer and editor in Portland, Oregon, will never again take out the recycling at night. You can contact her at twopmodmars@gmail.com.

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