COMMERCIALS. Are you as excited about seeing Stranger Than Fiction as I am? Injure Rogers, I mean. Injure Rogers is very excited about Stranger Than Fiction.

Down at the family counselor, Danielle is screaming about all the horrible things Bree's said and done, Bree is defensive, Andrew is making snide comments, and Orson is saying dad-things like, "Don't you know how much your mother loves you?" The therapist thinks they're making big progress. Where's Dr. Goldfine, I wonder? I guess after George tossed him off an overpass, AN OVERPASS, he left town for a long and very well-deserved sabbatical. Bree gives an impassioned speech about how moved she was by the sight of Danielle's spoon-nicked wrist. Danielle, spotting her big chance, ultimatums that if Bree cares so much, she'll do whatever Danielle wants; otherwise, Danielle is going to do something drastic -- like slice herself with a fork? -- and what Danielle wants? Is that ancient History teacher, "Robert."