Casa Van de Meltdown. Bree is yelling at Orson and fiendishly kneading some dough, and her hair is all coming down and she looks totally nuts. Bree's current issues with Orson include: the fact that he hasn't spoken to Alma yet about how she positivolutely can not live on Wisteria Lane; the fact that Alma keeps showing up on their doorstep like Bree is "hosting some kind of Mormon slumber party"; the fact that Orson got hauled off to the police station yet again -- you know, all the usual marital misunderstandings. Orson, holding Bree's hands so that she can't continue to violently assault the dough: "Darling, I swear to you I will get Alma out of that house. I don't care if I have to live up to my reputation and strangle her." Bree is relieved.
Episode Report CardEvany: B- | 651 USERS: C+
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