Susan, Edie, and Bree walk in, and Susan says something about how come the Applewrongs didn't come to the party. Bree says that she invited them, but they just didn't come. Edie asks them what they think of the Applewrongs, and Susan and Bree agree that they're definitely "interesting." Edie: "Mmm. They weird me out, too." Susan and Bree try to pretend that's not what they were saying, and Gabby and Lynette exchange looks: clearly the "Matter of the Kiss" is not quite settled between them. Gabby swings her hair around and says to Lynette: "You know, we were just having fun and entertaining the crowd." Lynette looks over nervously at the other ladies and suggests that maybe next time she and Tom can "try juggling instead." Never one to let grass grow beneath her, Edie asks what's going on. Gabby tries to pretend that "nothing" is going on, but Edie insists that she senses "a little tension." Lynette denies it, but then Gabby keeps staring at her, so Lynette's all "What?" and Gabby tells Lynette, "You make it sound like I was making a pass at your husband. And that's just a little bit insulting." Now Gabby's the one giving the "just kidding, just, just kidding (no I'm not)" smile with her delivery. Lynette insists that all she was saying was that the kissed bugged her. Edie: "Is this about that kiss?" Susan, who missed the whole thing, is confused, so Edie explains how Gabby, as a joke, planted a "big wet kiss on Tom." Edie tells Susan how "hilarious" it was, and Gabby is all "you see?" to Lynette. Bree: "But to be fair to Lynette, you are an ex-model and surely it must have dawned on you that some women would prefer it if you didn't kiss their husbands." Lynette gives an amen to that. Susan tries to smooth things over, and both Gabby and Lynette pretend no longer to be mad. Edie starts to gossip about the outfit "Cathy Lewis" was wearing at the party: "Whoever told her she could get away with those vertical stripes should be shot." Wow, Edie is wearing a very, very low-cut top. Gabby and Lynette exchange one last look, and it's obvious that both ladies still have their pique on.
Episode Report CardEvany: A- | 546 USERS: C+
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