Cut to Deirdre being rolled in to Mary Angela's medical facility on a gurney. As Angela looks on with exxxtreme worry, Reagan-head Felicia is yelling that the Junkie Deirdre Doll is supposed to come included with a ten-month baby. Where is the baby? A policeman insists that if there'd been a baby, they certainly wouldn't have left it sitting in the middle of a crack house: "We'll post an officer at the junkie's bedside, if she wakes up, we'll let her tell us where she left her kid." Now, I'm not a huge expert in the language of drug use, but I've always thought that a "junkie" is someone addicted to heroin, and according to Kendra, Deirdre's troubles did indeed center on an unhealthy relationship with black tar heroin, and yet according to this police officer, Deirdre was found in a "crack house." Maybe she's branching out, taking on some new hobbies? Drug-talk nitpickery aside, Mary Angela appears absolutely distraught by the idea of the police getting wind of baby Dana's whereabouts. As the unconscious Deirdre gets rolled off, Mary Angela's gaze just so happens to settle on the photo of Fairview in The Calendar of the Most Boring Conversation Ever. The month on the calendar is March, 1990, which might mean something to those of you charting the Wisteria Lane timeline at home. (Not it!)













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