Desperate Housewives
Ep. |
Title |
Air/Pub'l |
Grade |
Author |
| 4-17 Weecap |
Fast ForwardFree - Katherine comes clean, and the season ends five years after it began. Seriously. |
2008.05.18
2008.05.19 |
A- | M. Giant |
| 4-16 Weecap |
Good Stuff, MaynardThe Gun Song - Mike and Susan clash over baby names, Tom's bad seed is finally pulled from the garden, and Katherine's ex doesn't seem to understand what a tire iron is for. |
2008.05.18
2008.05.19 |
B | M. Giant |
| 4-15 Weecap |
Mother-Effer's DayMother Said - The holiday for mothers becomes a showcase for bad behavior: putdowns, threats, blackmail, deceit, and violence. Go, Hallmark! |
2008.05.11
2008.05.12 |
B+ | M. Giant |
| 4-14 Weecap |
Where's Skippy?Opening Doors - This week's theme is the questionable wisdom of letting certain people into your house, which some people don't need to be reminded of after four seasons of having these nuts in their living rooms. |
2008.05.04
2008.05.05 |
B | M. Giant |
| 4-13 Weecap |
Burnin' LoveHello, Little Girl - The good news is that Tom's off the hook for torching Rick's place. The bad news is that the crime is still at the Scavos' door. |
2008.04.27
2008.04.28 |
B- | M. Giant |
| 4-11 Weecap |
The Evil Leading the BlindIn Buddy's Eyes - Orson is having trouble keeping his guilty conscience covered up -- among other things. |
2008.04.20
2008.04.21 |
B- | M. Giant |
| 4-11 Weecap |
SundaySunday - Susan's skeezy cousin shows up carrying an old torch for Katherine, and a new clue regarding her mystery. |
2008.04.13
2008.04.14 |
C+ | M. Giant |
| 4-11 Extra |
What Work Stoppage?What Work Stoppage? - Just because people on Desperate Housewives haven't been working during the strike, it doesn't mean they haven't been busy. |
2008.02.21
2008.02.21 |
N/A | M. Giant |
| 4-10 Weecap |
Welcome To KanagawaWelcome To Kanagawa - In the aftermath of the tornado, Gabby learns that she's broke, Lynette learns that Ida Greenberg was kind of awesome, and Susan learns that Bree is the best houseguest ever. |
2008.01.06
2008.01.07 |
B- | M. Giant |
| 4-9 Weecap |
Something's ComingSomething's Coming - Frustrated viewers who have been hoping for tornado to just come along and just level Wisteria Lane finally get their wish. As close as they're going to come, at least. |
2007.12.02
2007.12.03 |
A | M. Giant |
| 4-8 Weecap |
Distant PastDistant Past - Mike's not off the pills, Orson's not getting any, and Victor's not dead. |
2007.11.25
2007.11.26 |
A- | M. Giant |
| 4-7 Weecap |
You Can't Judge A Book By Its CoverYou Can't Judge A Book By Its Cover - Gabby and Carlos get rid of Victor, Bree gets rid of the baby's foreskin, and Mike "gets rid of" his painkillers. |
2007.11.11
2007.11.12 |
B | M. Giant |
| 4-6 Weecap |
Now I Know, Don't Be ScaredNow I Know, Don't Be Scared - Hopefully Scruffles the opossum will be the last one to be punished for Lynette's cancer. |
2007.11.04
2007.11.05 |
B- | M. Giant |
| 4-5 Weecap |
Art Isn't EasyArt Isn't Easy - The neighborhood is up in arms about the new neighbors and their new fountain, and Carlos decides to do the right thing. |
2007.10.28
2007.10.29 |
B- | M. Giant |
| 4-4 Weecap |
If There's Anything I Can't StandIf There's Anything I Can't Stand - Susan's an idiot, Lynette flips her wig, Gabby nearly gets busted, Bree does get busted, and it's only a matter of time for Katherine. |
2007.10.21
2007.10.22 |
B- | M. Giant |
| 4-3 Weecap |
The GameThe Game - Everyone's playing games, but it turns out that Katherine is way out of their league. |
2007.10.14
2007.10.15 |
B | M. Giant |
| 4-2 Weecap |
Smiles Of A Summer NightSmiles Of A Summer Night - Edie blackmails Carlos into agreeing to marry her, and then he returns the favor by hiring someone to kill her; Katherine has a secret recipe for lemon meringue pie; Lynette wears a lot of cancer scarves; Gabby gets a little weepy; and Susan's breasts are somewhat bigger in The Most Boring Episode That Ever Was. |
2007.10.07
2007.10.08 |
C- | Evany |
| 4-1 Weecap |
Now You KnowNow You Know - Some people look pregnant but really aren't, some people really are pregnant but think they aren't, and some people get dumped for pretending they're trying to get pregnant and then they stage a suicide attempt and are supposed to be dead but are actually totally fine. |
2007.09.30
2007.10.01 |
B | Evany |
| 3-23 Recap |
Suicide Is PainlessGetting Married Today - Lynette's estranged mother comes to town to help the family deal with Lynette's cancer treatments; Bree is faking a pregnancy to create a cover story for Danielle, who's really and truly having a baby; Susan and Mike get married in an insanely cute private ceremony; Gabby and the Mayor (whose dad is B.J. Hunnicutt from M*A*S*H!) get married in a hugely public wedding and then Gabby immediately has cause to regret the whole thing and then races off to French Carlos; and Edie hangs herself. Apparently? |
2007.05.20
2007.05.25 |
B+ | Evany |
| 3-22 Recap |
From Zero to ProposalWhat Would We Do Without You? - Susan and Mike rush into an engagement; that gigantic pill Edie talks Carlos into trying to make a platonic baby with her but secretly keeps taking birth control; Gabby steals Susan's wedding flowers, band, caterer, and date; and Lynette may have cancer. |
2007.05.13
2007.05.18 |
A- | Evany |
| 3-21 Recap |
Bleed The MeterInto The Woods - Gabby gets into a shoving match with a meter man and her wrist is bruised, prompting Mayor McBusive to send thugs to teach the meter man a lesson, with their fists; Edie threatens to sue Travers' dad for joint custody but Carlos talks her out of it; Tom confronts Tootie about his sexual tension with Lynette, Tootie confronts Lynette about the same, and Lynette fires Tootie; Susan gets lost in the forest, and then Mike finds her, with his lips. |
2007.05.06
2007.05.11 |
B | Evany |
| 3-20 Recap |
Start Spreading The NewsGossip - Kayla rats on that Tootie-flirting Lynette to Tom; Mrs. McC comes clean about husband on ice (she did it for the pension check); Gabby is crabby to hear that Edie's with Carlos; Susan acts out her man-hate on some guy in a parking lot, goes into anger management therapy, and realizes she wants to be with Ian; Ian recognizes that Susan will never be over Mike and dumps her; Mike, saddened by Susan choosing Ian, leaves town for parts unknown. |
2007.04.29
2007.05.04 |
A- | Evany |
| 3-19 Recap |
Ooh-Ooh, That SmellGod, That's Good - Mrs. McC's frozen husband starts to ripen when Fairview's power goes out; Gabby announces that she's marrying Maybe Mayor to distract the press from the scandalous photos of them doing it in an elevator; Edie and Carlos have sex in for-sale houses all around town; Susan discovers that she was used as a bet in Mike and Ian's poker game and gives them both the ax; Lynette's flirtation with chef Tootie heats up. |
2007.04.22
2007.04.27 |
B | Evany |
| 3-18 Recap |
Deep, Deep FreezeLiaisons - Gabby and her Salted Politico have limo sex; Edie and Carlos have bad sex, and more bad sex, and then great sex; Lynette hires a hot former coke-tooter to manage the Scavoria; Mike saves Ian and Susan from drowning in a two-foot-deep pond, Susan gives Mike a thank-you juicer, Mike kisses Susan, and Susan doesn't at all try to stop him; and Mrs. McCluskey has a husbandsicle hidden in her freezer. |
2007.04.15
2007.04.20 |
A- | Evany |
| 3-17 Recap |
It's Getting Hot In HerreDress Big - Edie takes off all her clothes for Carlos, Gabby steals a dress from her new beau's ex, Susan blackmails Ian's cross-dressing dad to avoid signing a pre-nup, Lynette loses her mind over a t-shirt, and Tom slips a disc. |
2007.04.08
2007.04.13 |
B- | Evany |
| 3-16 Recap |
My Husband, The PigMy Husband, The Pig - A mayoral candidate literally rear-ends Gabby, and then makes a play for the metaphoric version; Susan discovers the engagement ring Mike once planned to give to her; Edie is a terrible mother; Danielle is pregnant; Tom and Lynette are still married, after all these (nine) years; and Rex plays narrator! |
2007.03.04
2007.03.09 |
B | Evany |
| 3-15 Recap |
The Little Things You Do Together (2)The Little Things You Do Together (2) - Orson falls from the roof of the hospital and lives; Alma falls from the roof of her house and dies; Gloria drugs Bree and tries to kill her, but Orson swoops in and saves her, and Gloria has herself a stroke; Lynette screws up an order of chairs; Susan and Ian get engaged; and Gabby realizes that she didn't actually sleep with Zana. |
2007.02.18
2007.02.22 |
A- | Evany |
| 3-14 Recap |
I Remember That (1)I Remember That (1) - Mike starts to remember things about Monique's death, Susan finally gets a marriage proposal from Ian, and Bree takes a tumble after she finds out too much information about Orson, his mother, and his ex-wife. |
2007.02.11
2007.02.15 |
B | Kim |
| 3-13 Recap |
Come Play Wiz MeCome Play Wiz Me - Lynette quits her job to work at the Scavoria; Susan hates the lawyer Ian hired so she makes Gabby go on a date with Zana so he'll foot the bill for new legal representation for Mike; Alma drugs and rapes Orson; Ian's coma wife dies. |
2007.01.21
2007.01.26 |
B- | Evany |
| 3-12 Recap |
Not While I'm AroundNot While I'm Around - Julie talks Edie into helping her get birth-control pills; Susan discovers the pills and confronts Edie, only to find Austin doing it with Danielle Van de Tramp right there on Edie's couch; Bree discovers a bag full of bloody teeth in Alma's hidey-hole; Lynette and her breasts help Tom to get his liquor license; CreePaul pay some prison thugs to beat up Mike; and Gabby discovers that her secret admirer is Zana. |
2007.01.14
2007.01.14 |
B- | Evany |
| 3-11 Recap |
No Fits, No Fights, No FeudsNo Fits, No Fights, No Feuds - Susan snitches on Orson; Kayla fills Lynette's doll with chili; Julie loses her maidenhood; Gabby goes crazy trying to track down the source of some anonymous flowers and gets dumped; Bree hosts a dinner party; and Alma buys a house on Wisteria Lane and also shoots some mysterious fluid directly into her thigh with a needle. |
2007.01.07
2007.01.12 |
B+ | Evany |
| 3-10 Recap |
The Miracle SongThe Miracle Song - Mike gets arrested for Monique's murder and Edie dumps him; Bree stops suspecting Orson and takes him back; Gabby manipulates a motherless child just to land herself a date with the kid's hot dad; Ian ponies up for Mike's legal defense if and only if Susan agrees to never see Mike again; and Alma's totally alive! |
2006.11.26
2006.12.01 |
A- | Evany |
| 3-9 Recap |
Beautiful GirlsBeautiful Girls - Susan flashes Ian's butler and gets her own (half) drawer. The police catch Mike trying to bury his incriminating tool box. Gabby teaches ugly little ducklings how to walk like swans. Lynette cries "Pedophile." And Orson's drunk mother announces that Orson was cheating on his wife Alma with now-dead Monique, and Bree finally, finally gives Orson the boot. |
2006.11.19
2006.11.24 |
B | Evany |
| 3-8 Recap |
Children And ArtChildren And Art - Gabby tries to go back into modeling but is too old. Susan calls in Karl to put the kibosh on Julie's budding romance with Austin, but Karl is far more interested in quashing Susan's thing with Ian. Bree tries to force a reconciliation between Orson and his probably insane and definitely manipulative mother. And Lynette discovers suspiciously pedophilic toys and photos at neighbor Art's house. |
2006.11.12
2006.11.17 |
B | Evany |
| 3-7 Recap |
BangBang - Bree tells Jackie her husband's a no-good cheater; Carlos and Gabby do a drastic remodel on the house; Austin is a hero and also a booze-stealing idiot; and Jackie from Roseanne kills Snora! |
2006.11.05
2006.11.10 |
A | Evany |
| 3-6 Recap |
Sweetheart, I Have To ConfessSweetheart, I Have To Confess - Gabby, Lynette, and Susan get drunk; Snora makes a move on Tom; Lynette threatens to snap Snora's spine; Susan gets back with Ian; Carlos sets up Gabby for some vengeful sexing; Jackie gives Bree photos of spousally abused Alma; and Mike has intimate memories of the dead woman, Monique. |
2006.10.29
2006.11.03 |
A- | Evany |
| 3-5 Recap |
Nice She Ain'tNice She Ain't - Tom wants to open a pizzeria; Lynette doesn't want to, and Snora pretends to want Tom to. Julie helps Austin to get a D-. Susan kidnaps Mike for a roll down memory lane. Danielle fake-tries to commit suicide and uses Bree's fear of actually losing her as leverage to keep seeing the ancient History teacher, but tricky Bree masterfully manipulates Danielle's History teacher into dumping Danielle all on his own. |
2006.10.22
2006.10.27 |
B+ | Evany |
| 3-4 Recap |
Like It WasLike It Was - Carlos moves back home, but not in a good way; Lynette teaches baseball-hating Parker a backwards lesson about how much better bribery is than quitting; Bree is shocked to discover that Danielle is sleeping with her history teacher and Andrew prostituted himself whilst living on the streets; and Edie convinces newly awakened and amnesiac Mike that Susan is the devil. |
2006.10.15
2006.10.20 |
A- | Evany |
| 3-3 Recap |
A Weekend In The CountryA Weekend In The Country - Bree goes searching for homeless Andrew, but Orson's the one who talks him into coming home; Edie warns Julie about bad boys like Austin; Lynette has to go on an emergency road trip with Snora, and learns that Tom hates advertising; Gabby sexes John the Gardener, who turns out to be engaged; and Susan is off sleeping with Ian when Mike wakes up from his coma. |
2006.10.08
2006.10.13 |
B+ | Evany |
| 3-2 Recap |
It Takes TwoIt Takes Two - Lynette tries to get Snora out of the house by setting her up with Carlos; Ian won't take Susan's "no thanks" for an answer; Bree ignores all warnings and marries Orson; Edie's nephew Austin hits town; Chinese Xiao Mei gives birth to Latina Gabby and Latino Carlos's baby, and the baby, he is...black? |
2006.09.31
2006.10.06 |
A | Evany |
| 3-1 Recap |
Listen To The Rain On The RoofListen To The Rain On The Roof - Hugely pregnant Xiao Mei runs away; Mike's in a coma, but Susan's already lined up a date with some guy she met at the hospital; Jackie from Roseanne crashes Bree and Orson's engagement party and outs Orson as a wife-murderer; Nora horns in on the Scavo family Christmas card photo; and Edie works in real estate. |
2006.09.24
2006.09.29 |
B- | Evany |
| 2-23 Recap |
RememberRemember - Mike buys an engagement ring for Susan, Tom's one-night-stand from before Lynette is moving to town with his kid, Zana kills Noah, a SWAT team kills Matthew, MacOrson mows down Mike with his car, and Carlos has sex with Money. |
2006.05.21
2006.05.26 |
B | Evany |
| 2-22 Recap |
No One Is AloneNo One Is Alone - Stalker Lynette spies Tom sipping wine with a pretty brunette and moves out; Danielle and Matthew run away together; Bree has a manic frosting meltdown, and then checks herself into a mental facility; Edie -- full of bee venom and bitterness -- puffs up to one thousand times her size; and knocked-up Money sets her sexy sights on Carlos. |
2006.05.14
2006.05.19 |
B+ | Evany |
| 2-21 Recap |
I Know Things NowI Know Things Now - Bree abandons Andrew at the edge of some forest after he seduces Hempy; Betty locks Matthew in the basement when she discovers that he's the bad apple, not Caleb; Xiao Mei the Money gets a little lost in the translation of "surrogate" and strips down naked for Carlos; Tom is beginning to look a lot like a cheater; and Edie burns Susan's house right down to the ground. |
2006.05.07
2006.05.12 |
A | Evany |
| 2-20 Recap |
It Wasn't Meant To HappenIt Wasn't Meant To Happen - Karl dumps Edie, Susan desperately tries to deflect suspicion that she's the reason for Karl's departure, Lynette has cyber-sex with Ed's wife on Ed's behalf, Danielle and Matthew set up Caleb with hopes of keeping the Applewrongs in Fairview, Bree takes over as Hempy's SA sponsor, and Gabby and Carlos lose Lily when stripper bio-mom decides to keep the baby. |
2006.04.30
2006.05.05 |
B+ | Evany |
| 2-19 Recap |
Don't Look At MeDon't Look At Me - A sleep-deprived Gabby throws Money at her new baby, Bree teams up with Justin to keep Andrew for moving away to live with his grandparents, Susan meets a dentist and sleeps with Karl, again, and Lynette distracts a vagina-obsessed Parker with a new puppy. |
2006.04.16
2006.04.21 |
A- | Evany |
| 2-18 Recap |
Everybody Says Don'tEverybody Says Don't - Lynette gets a whiff of Andrew's evil and states for the record that Bree's a good mother; the Gablos runs off with Libby's perhaps un-adoptable baby; Karl proposes to Edie; Dr. Ron tells Edie that Karl and Susan are married, and Edie punishes Susan by making her tend bar at the engagement party; Felicia loses her mind and gives Edie Mrs. Huber's teeth; and Hempy is a sex addict. |
2006.04.02
2006.04.07 |
B | Evany |
| 2-17 Recap |
Could I Leave You?Could I Leave You? - Bree passes out in a dressing room; Gabby only wants to adopt a baby from a good-looking mother; Lynette uses chocolate milk to sour a coworker's five-year-old's addiction to breast milk; Caleb has special feelings for Danielle; and Susan falls out of her wheelchair. |
2006.03.26
2006.03.31 |
A- | Evany |
| 2-16 Recap |
There Is No Other WayThere Is No Other Way - Gabby and Carlos's adoption plans are foiled when it turns out Gardener John's still-mad mother works at the agency. Susan, looped on pre-surgery drugs, tells Dr. Ron that she still loves Mike. Andrew frames Bree as a child-abuser in the hopes of becoming an emancipated minor, so Bree fakes sobriety to prove she's a fit mother. CreePaul narrowly avoids getting shivved. Tom and Lynette have sex in an elevator. |
2006.03.12
2006.03.17 |
B+ | Evany |
| 2-15 Recap |
Thank You So MuchThank You So Much - Bree passes out while babysitting the Scavo spawn. Edie mistakenly thinks that Karl is going to propose, and her hunt for a ring leads to an embarrassingly mangled chocolate soufflé. Gabby discovers that she might not be able to have babies, so her awful mother volunteers the use of her wizened womb. And Zana discovers that Mike is his real dad! |
2006.02.19
2006.02.24 |
A- | Evany |
| 2-14 Recap |
Silly PeopleSilly People - Bree unravels Betty's secret; Noah discovers he has a grandson; Gabrielle gets a new maid; Lynette eats raw bacon; and a runaway gay man leaves Susan at the altar, so Karl agrees to remarry her so that his insurance will cover the cost of Susan's wandering spleen surgery. |
2006.02.12
2006.02.17 |
B | Evany |
| 2-13 Recap |
There's Something About a WarThere's Something About a War - Tom gets a job at Lynette's office; Gabby gets Sister Mary Hotpants transferred to Alaska (cue the biting, hissing catfight!); Bree spots Caleb at the Applewrong's house, but Betty (who finds out about Andrew's covered-up hit and run) blackmails her into silence; and Susan doesn't want her inexperienced Little Doctor Friend anywhere near her wandering spleen. |
2006.01.22
2006.01.27 |
B+ | Evany |
| 2-12 Recap |
We're Gonna Be All RightWe're Gonna Be All Right - Bree gets a DUI, Susan lures a young doctor with a fake illness, nude pics of Gabby appear online, Lynette wants Tom to get a vasectomy, and Felicia is dying Noah's new nurse! |
2006.01.15
2006.01.20 |
B+ | Evany |
| 2-11 Recap |
One More KissOne More Kiss - Gabby kisses Tom as a joke, but Lynette isn't laughing; Andrew kisses Justin out in front of the Van de Kamp estate, and Bree isn't laughing (and things only get worse when Andrew tries to blackmail her); Susan and Julie set up Mike and Zana on a bowling date; and dead PI Ironside makes a surprise appearance on Wisteria Lane. |
2006.01.08
2006.01.13 |
A- | Evany |
| 2-10 Recap |
Coming HomeComing Home - Zana and Andrew are home; Gabby stops Carlos from going to Africa by nearly killing him with egg poisoning; Susan is a WHORE (at least, that's what her garage door says); Betty and Matthew bust Caleb out of the nuthouse; Michael Ironside hates used ball-gags; and Lynette starts a daycare at work. |
2005.12.04
2005.12.09 |
B | Evany |
| 2-9 Recap |
That's Good, That's BadThat's Good, That's Bad - Lynette gets Bossy Boobs fired for having an affair with Receptionist Stu, Carlos gets out of jail early thanks to some nun-lobbying, Susan tells her bio-dad that she's his daughter (and he promptly has a heart attack), and Bree watches George die after discovering that he killed Rex and tried to off Dr. Goldfine. |
2005.11.27
2005.12.02 |
A- | Evany |
| 2-8 Recap |
The Sun Won't SetThe Sun Won't Set - Susan discovers the identity of her father, Bree learns that Georgie likes to burn up cars when he gets jealous, Gabby finally grieves for her unborn baby, the police cart away Caleb, and Receptionist Stu gets tased when he tries to help Lynette teach Tom yet another lesson. |
2005.11.20
2005.11.25 |
B- | Evany |
| 2-7 Recap |
Color And LightColor And Light - Susan sleeps with Karl, Gabby falls down the stairs, the Scavos' new friends are way into home-porn, and George throws Dr. Goldfine from an overpass. An OVERPASS! |
2005.11.13
2005.11.18 |
A | Evany |
| 2-6 Recap |
I Wish I Could Forget YouI Wish I Could Forget You - Mike discovers that Susan sent Zana to Utah and dumps her. George manipulates a rashy Bree into "making love." Lynette buys a fancy suit. and Gabby lets the Lecherous Lawyer Bradley in on Victoria's Secret. |
2005.11.06
2005.11.11 |
A- | Evany |
| 2-5 Recap |
They Asked Me Why I Believe In YouThey Asked Me Why I Believe In You - Bree reburies Rex, Susan has troubles with her book agent, Lynette puts on her Boogie Shoes, the Lecherous Lawyer Bradley foxes his way onto team Carlos, and the Basement Buddy is an ax murderer, maybe! |
2005.10.23
2005.10.27 |
B+ | Evany |
| 2-4 Recap |
My Heart Belongs To DaddyMy Heart Belongs To Daddy - Gabby hires Carlos a new lawyer, who arranges for Gabby to visit Carlos conjugally while also laying the groundwork for some future sexy Gabby time of his own. Susan and Mike are also sexing it up, but only because Susan secretly believes that Zana is gone for good. But then Susan finds Zana and, without telling Mike, sends Zana off to Utah. Andrew lures George into a meltdown at dinner; then puppetmaster George turns the tables, riling Andrew up so much that Bree sends her son back to reprogramming camp. And Lynette is jealous of Little Big P's imaginary friend/surrogate mother, Mrs. Mulberry! |
2005.10.16
2005.10.21 |
B | Evany |
| 2-3 Recap |
You'll Never Get Away From MeYou'll Never Get Away From Me - A lie-detector test proves that Bree had no part in the Rexicide, but also reveals her hidden feelings for George. George passes his own "did you kill Rex" polygraph test because he's medicated and/or crazy and/or a Vulcan. Lynette scalds her boss's thighs with coffee so that she can cyber-be with P on his first day of kindergarten. Edie plays an ugly piano as Julie sings in the big church talent show, but only after Susan forces Edie out of the show and then guiltily steps aside at the last minute. Phyllis is gone and Felicia's back (but only for a second). And Gabby's really sorry! |
2005.10.09
2005.10.13 |
B | Evany |
| 2-2 Recap |
You Could Drive A Person CrazyYou Could Drive A Person Crazy - Susan finds out Edie is sleeping with Karl and gets so mad she knocks the paperboy off his bike and then runs down Edie with her car. Phyllis hogs all the sympathy until Bree slaps off the waterworks. Gabby talks Carlos's cellmate's girlfriend out of a boob job, earning Carlos a beating. And Tom kills a rat. |
2005.10.02
2005.10.07 |
B- | Evany |
| 2-1 Recap |
NextNext - Bree gives Rex a last-possible-minute costume change. The Applewhites have someone chained up in the basement. Lynette gets a job. Gabby fakes a paternity test. Zana is Mike's son. And Susan? Isn't moving in with Mike and that crazy gun-toting, stick-swinging son of his. |
2005.09.25
2005.09.30 |
B+ | Evany |
| 1-23 Recap |
One Wonderful DayOne Wonderful Day - Rex dies thinking Bree poisoned him, Zana hospitalizes Felicia with a hockey stick and then holds Susan hostage at gunpoint, Carlos finally finds out that Gabby's been sexing Gardener John, Lynette's going back to work, oh and Mary Angela murdered Deirdre. |
2005.05.22
2005.05.27 |
B+ | Evany |
| 1-22 Recap |
Goodbye For NowGoodbye For Now - Lynette's plan to get Annabel a new job backfires and gets Tom fired. Carlos the Pill-Tamperer gets the wrong end of the stick and pummels gay Justin because he thinks Justin's been sexing Gabby. Rex has another heart attack, but before Bree drives him to the hospital, she must first transform into a psychotic bed-making zombie. Oh, and Mike moves in with Susan. |
2005.05.15
2005.05.20 |
B | Evany |
| 1-21 Recap |
Sunday In The Park With GeorgeSunday In The Park With George - Susan discovers that Mike is good, CreePaul discovers that Felicia has him cornered, and Gardener John discovers that Gabby's baby might be his. Tom's too late and Lynette's too drunk to make use of her French maid outfit, so Tom stages a do-over wearing nothing but a pair of chafing mini-briefs. Carlos convinces Gabby that Mama's to blame for her tampered-with birth-control pills. Bree shares her thoughts, hopes, and dreams with George. And Rex...does a crossword puzzle. |
2005.05.08
2005.05.13 |
A | Evany |