Cut to Lynette, in the now, still sitting by the hotel pool and still very sad. She's staring off into space, the final two words from the flashback, "phenomenal husband," clearly ringing in her head with bitter irony. She calls the many kids over to her side; she has an announcement to make. As gently as possible, she tells them that, starting tomorrow, they will all be living at "Grandma's." Everybody, that is, except Tom, who won't be living with them anymore. But he will be coming by and visiting them all the time, and they're still going to be a "family." With barely contained sad, she concludes, "So, are there any questions you want to ask me?" Twin P1, thrilled: "Can we go swimming now?" Her kids' lack of concern or even interest throws Lynette for a second, and she just sits there kind of staring at them for a few beats; then she nods a tiny yes, and the three boy Ps go screaming off into the pool, mute Penny staying behind to eat what looks like a leaf of lettuce. You know, I'm kind of worried about Penny. She just doesn't seem to be developing at the normal rate. She's far too short, and way too quiet, and she hardly ever smiles. She just sits there, eating lettuce? It's like she's some kind of dwarf panda thing. Are they making her sleep in a box at night to stunt her growth and depress her spirit? If so, then maybe it's time for a bigger box. Just a suggestion! Meanwhile, the three P boys are all huge, and, disturbingly enough, the hugeness is the same for all three Ps (same general size and height), despite the fact that the twins are supposed to be older. Perhaps a switch to organic milk is in order?
Episode Report CardEvany: B | 921 USERS: B-
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