Okay, this marks the episode's halfway point. I know: a whole extra hour to go? What? Huh? To misquote The Royal Tenenbaums, who misquoted King Vidor: Finale...it isn't a word, it's a sentence.

Gabby confronts Money about the whole "kill" versus "dead" mix-up. Money, confused: "Ralph dead, not Mr. Solis?" Okay, so now that I know how calculating Money can be (what with last week's temptation island of tiny nightie + huge roast beef sandwich), her ignorant innocent act with Gabby is beginning to chafe just a bit. Gabby: "I guess my question is, do I have a reason to be angry at Mr. Solis?" Money stands there staring at Gabby like a confused blow-up doll, and then makes an excuse about how much laundry there is to do. Speaking of which: Gabby picks up a pair of Money's underwear, which are torn all asunder. Gabby, her brow furrowed into a garden of question marks, asks Money what happened with the panties. Money, looking unbelievably guilty, peeps, "I fall down." Fall down and go boom? Why is Money even washing those wrecked panties? Why didn't they go straight into the trash? Nobody knows.

Cut to the hospital. Gabby is talking to a doctor, who's curious as to why Money is back so soon, seeing as she got a clean bill of health last week. Gabby improvs that Money's been experiencing some "pain down there," and Gabby just wants to get everything checked out. Oh and by the way? Would the doctor mind letting Gabby know if Money's hymen is still intact? Thanks!