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            <title>Desperate Housewives - Fast Forward</title>
            <description>Free: Katherine comes clean, and the season ends five years after it began. Seriously.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 09:10:23 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Desperate Housewives - Good Stuff, Maynard</title>
            <description>The Gun Song: Mike and Susan clash over baby names, Tom&apos;s bad seed is finally pulled from the garden, and Katherine&apos;s ex doesn&apos;t seem to understand what a tire iron is for.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 08:49:07 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Desperate Housewives - Mother-Effer&apos;s Day</title>
            <description>Mother Said: The holiday for mothers becomes a showcase for bad behavior: putdowns, threats, blackmail, deceit, and violence. Go, Hallmark!</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 09:44:29 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Desperate Housewives - Where&apos;s Skippy?</title>
            <description>Opening Doors: This week&apos;s theme is the questionable wisdom of letting certain people into your house, which some people don&apos;t need to be reminded of after four seasons of having these nuts in their living rooms.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 08:55:08 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Desperate Housewives - Burnin&apos; Love</title>
            <description>Hello, Little Girl: The good news is that Tom&apos;s off the hook for torching Rick&apos;s place. The bad news is that the crime is still at the Scavos&apos; door.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:14:11 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Desperate Housewives - The Evil Leading the Blind</title>
            <description>In Buddy&apos;s Eyes: Orson is having trouble keeping his guilty conscience covered up -- among other things.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 09:50:14 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Desperate Housewives - Sunday</title>
            <description>Sunday: Susan&apos;s skeezy cousin shows up carrying an old torch for Katherine, and a new clue regarding her mystery.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 09:50:03 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Desperate Housewives - What Work Stoppage?</title>
            <description>What Work Stoppage?: <![CDATA[Just because people on <i>Desperate Housewives</i> haven't been working during the strike, it doesn't mean they haven't been busy.]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:03:14 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Desperate Housewives - Welcome To Kanagawa</title>
            <description>Welcome To Kanagawa: In the aftermath of the tornado, Gabby learns that she&apos;s broke, Lynette learns that Ida Greenberg was kind of awesome, and Susan learns that Bree is the best houseguest ever.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 07:11:20 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Desperate Housewives - Something&apos;s Coming</title>
            <description>Something&apos;s Coming: Frustrated viewers who have been hoping for tornado to just come along and just level Wisteria Lane finally get their wish. As close as they&apos;re going to come, at least.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 06:33:14 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Desperate Housewives - Distant Past</title>
            <description>Distant Past: Mike&apos;s not off the pills, Orson&apos;s not getting any, and Victor&apos;s not dead.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 07:07:11 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Desperate Housewives - You Can&apos;t Judge A Book By Its Cover</title>
            <description>You Can&apos;t Judge A Book By Its Cover: Gabby and Carlos get rid of Victor, Bree gets rid of the baby&apos;s foreskin, and Mike &quot;gets rid of&quot; his painkillers.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 07:03:50 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Desperate Housewives - Now I Know, Don&apos;t Be Scared</title>
            <description>Now I Know, Don&apos;t Be Scared: Hopefully Scruffles the opossum will be the last one to be punished for Lynette&apos;s cancer.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2007 06:29:32 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Desperate Housewives - Art Isn&apos;t Easy</title>
            <description>Art Isn&apos;t Easy: The neighborhood is up in arms about the new neighbors and their new fountain, and Carlos decides to do the right thing.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2007 06:44:34 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Desperate Housewives - If There&apos;s Anything I Can&apos;t Stand</title>
            <description>If There&apos;s Anything I Can&apos;t Stand: <![CDATA[Susan's an idiot, Lynette flips her wig, Gabby nearly gets busted, Bree <i>does</i> get busted, and it's only a matter of time for Katherine.]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2007 06:45:10 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Desperate Housewives - The Game</title>
            <description>The Game: Everyone&apos;s playing games, but it turns out that Katherine is way out of their league.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2007 07:08:07 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Desperate Housewives - Smiles Of A Summer Night</title>
            <description>Smiles Of A Summer Night: Edie blackmails Carlos into agreeing to marry her, and then he returns the favor by hiring someone to kill her; Katherine has a secret recipe for lemon meringue pie; Lynette wears a lot of cancer scarves; Gabby gets a little weepy; and Susan&apos;s breasts are somewhat bigger in The Most Boring Episode That Ever Was.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 08 Oct 2007 07:24:13 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Desperate Housewives - Now You Know</title>
            <description>Now You Know: <![CDATA[Some people look pregnant but really aren't, some people really are pregnant but think they aren't, and some people get dumped for pretending they're trying to get pregnant and then they stage a suicide attempt and are supposed to be dead but are actually <i>totally fine</i>.]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2007 07:35:24 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Desperate Housewives - Suicide Is Painless</title>
            <description>Getting Married Today: <![CDATA[Lynette's estranged mother comes to town to help the family deal with Lynette's cancer treatments; Bree is faking a pregnancy to create a cover story for Danielle, who's really and truly having a baby; Susan and Mike get married in an insanely cute private ceremony; Gabby and the Mayor (whose dad is B.J. Hunnicutt from <i>M*A*S*H</i>!) get married in a hugely public wedding and then Gabby immediately has cause to regret the whole thing and then races off to French Carlos; and Edie hangs herself. Apparently?]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2007 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Desperate Housewives - From Zero to Proposal</title>
            <description>What Would We Do Without You?: Susan and Mike rush into an engagement; that gigantic pill Edie talks Carlos into trying to make a platonic baby with her but secretly keeps taking birth control; Gabby steals Susan&apos;s wedding flowers, band, caterer, and date; and Lynette may have cancer.</description>
            <link>http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/desperate_housewives/what_would_we_do_without_you.php</link>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2007 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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