It's the middle of the night. Lynette takes some Ritalin and finishes the costumes and cleans her entire house in a speed-addled craze. Get back to me when she accidentally calls her second wife by her first wife's name because she's been working in an office that her ex-brother-in-law painted with poison paint and the fumes have made her crazy.
Gabrielle is going to the store. Anyone need anything? They don't, so she leaves. Once she's gone, Mama Solis tells Carlos that she's really sure Gabrielle isn't cheating on him: "She's not perfect, but she loves you. I can tell." He's so relieved. "You know, it's funny, I really think she loves you, too," he says. "I got concerned when I heard you played poker with her friends. So I told her about your little problem." He explains that Gabrielle was very concerned. The wheels turn rapidly in Mama Solis's hair. "She knew," she says.
Susan's. She's looked through all of Julie's yearbooks and she and Zack never went to school with a Dana, she whines. Dana could be anyone, Susan, you charming nitwit! At this rate, this mystery will never be solved! Darling, it's called Google. Look up "Dana" + "Paul Young" and see what happens. Julie basically points this very thing out, and Susan tells her to give her a break. "I'm sorry," Julie apologizes. "I'm worried about Zack. It's really creepy in there. Can't we get him out?" Susan looks out her window at Creepy Paul, who is mowing the lawn and staring menacingly back at them. She doesn't think that now is the time for a jailbreak.













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