Caleb literally eats Bree's cobbler as Bree thumbs through an album full of photos of the Applewrong family. Caleb tells Bree, "You're pretty." She thanks him for the compliment and then asks him where he's been staying all this time. Caleb takes Bree down to the dungeon, and Bree is clearly shocked and saddened by the sight of the small room and the shackles. Bree walks up close to Caleb and sympathetically asks him why Betty would keep him locked up like this. Caleb confesses that he "hurt a girl," and that this girl "died." Bree -- perhaps noticing that she's now completely alone with this man, standing in a dungeon, in a basement -- manages a feeble little "Oh." Caleb: "Her name was Melanie. She was pretty. Just like you." Caleb walks within kissing/stabbing range of Bree, and the kissing and/or stabbing music swells!

Susan stops by Mike's to let him know that she's getting married. Mike looks a little thrown by the news, but he plays it cool and asks her if her groom-to-be is "the doctor." Oh right...the doctor! Remember him? Susan is thrown that Mike even knows about her doctor, but he explains that, well, "people talk." Susan, in turn, explains all about how and why she's marrying a random gay guy tomorrow. Does Mike think she's crazy? Mike does not. Blah, blah. Just then! Crooked Detective Sullivan rolls up. Mike excuses himself, and Susan trots away. After giving Susan's retreating form a nice, juicy look, Sullivan turns back to Mike and asks where Noah's grandkid is. Surprise! Mike is all, "And if I refuse?" But Sullivan creepily hints that, if left to his own devices, he'll start looking for little him or her on his own, and might just start with Susan's daughter. Rats, foiled again! Mike -- reluctant and also furious -- tells Sullivan to tell Noah that Mike'll be over the next morning. Sullivan slinks off, and Mike goes over to his truck and SLAMS the tailgate closed.