And yes, pour the margaritas, because it's time for the MAVO send-off. The theme, once again, is "confession." Down at Saint Timothy's, an older, Bea Arthur sort of woman comes out of confession, looking upset. MAVO says something about how sinners who confess expect "absolution," but that "not all sinners are worthy of forgiveness."
The camera pans across Snora, who's huddled at the base of her couch, crying. MAVO: "Most who unveil hidden agendas deserve the condemnation they receive."
Carlos, looking as though he's been ridden hard and put away bleeding, sits on the side of the bed, all glums. MAVO: "Most who disclose vengeful motives merit the punishment that follows."
Susan and Ian cuddle together on the couch. MAVO: "Only the truly repentant have any right at all to expect a second chance." Wait, what? What have Susan and Ian done to make them deserving of a second chance? The only thing they deserve is each other! Oh.
Down at the hospital. Mike sits in his wheelchair, trying awfully hard to express the emotion of "impatience." Edie bursts through the door, dressed as a sexy nurse: white stockings, white garters, white bustier, and red pumps. Mike's eyes do a Christmas-morning ogle, but then his memory shifts, and suddenly it's Monique standing in the doorway, doing the sexy lingerie "tada." Monique, FYI, is played by the very attractive and red-haired Kathleen York, a.k.a. Toby Ziegler's ex, Andie, on The West Wing. MAVO: "Which is why it's best to think twice before you confess, especially if you don't know what it is you're confessing to." Mike stutters something about how he knew that dead girl. But, again, she died while he was in a coma, so whatever. Oh! But if Monique falls inside Mike's memory fog, that means he had sex with her after he arrived on Wisteria Lane, maybe even while he was dating Susan? Wow, for a boy made of wood who doesn't seem like he has a whole lot going on, Mike sure does have a whole lot going on.
Next week: Jackie is armed and dangerous and ready to do some serious damage in a supermarket. Maybe someone's pulled a full cart up to the Express Line?