Susan shows up at Mrs. McC's with a wedding magazine, but she's "in the can," according to Roy, who thinks Susan's done enough already. She doesn't get how forcing him to propose could be a problem, so he tells her that, like salt, he always wants what he can't have, so now he's looking at an old blue-haired lady in his stretching class. Susan tells him he's 80, so infidelity is dangerous. He says he's still a randy teenage boy inside and has to kiss some other women before he dies. She tells him to think about how much Karen loves him, and he reaches out and kisses her. Teri Hatcher looks even more like a plastic surgery patient with her shocked face when he says "That's the stuff" and leaves her standing there.
Later that night, Susan is appalled that Mike would laugh at Roy's behavior, but Mike asks if she wants him to beat Roy up. She tells Mike how bad it is that Roy's a Jurassic gigolo, and she wants to tell Mrs. McC that he's planning to cheat. But Mike says she's meddled enough, and that there's not a married man on Earth who didn't have second thoughts. She glares, and he tries to say he didn't mean it, then says he's done and leaves. Across the street, Gaby, Bob and Lee are coming home from somewhere with some friends in a convertible. Gaby loves them all, and says she'll friend them on Facebook. Once the three of them are inside, Bob and Lee suggest having a party for Gaby tonight, since she's loving this so much. She's excited, then they listen to the answering machine and Carlos says the girls aren't contagious, so she can come home. But Gaby's not ready to give up this life yet, so she calls Carlos and says she has a stomach thing and she doesn't want the girls to catch it. When she's off the phone, she tells Lee to make her drinks, since she told Carlos she was throwing up and doesn't want to be a liar.