Desperate Housewives

Episode Report Card
DeAnn Welker: B+ | 1253 USERS: B-
YOU GRADE IT
Double Lives

Mike gets home after work. He hollers to Susan, and she says she's "up here!" She's waiting on the bed in sexy lingerie. Mike says, "Oh, God," and tells her he has nothing left. She tries to kiss him anyway, and he asks what's going on with her; it's like she just got out of prison. She wonders if there's something wrong with a husband and wife having sex and says their relationship is passionate, right? He says it is, but he was hoping tonight they could cuddle. Susan: "Cuddle? Am I that repulsive to you?" She tells him to just admit she's a lousy lay. He says it's not her, but he can't do it a fourth time. It's basic biology. She gives him some basic math: He had sex with Katherine five times in a day and her three times, which means Katherine turns him on. He says the only reason the record with Katherine ever happened was they were snowed in during a ski trip and they had nothing to talk about, because sex was all they had. Susan throws herself on the bed in frustration. He comes over and tells her how he and Katherine had nothing but sex, but he and Susan have everything (including a son who they always ignore), a rich full life together. He says they can finish each other's sentences and then they do. And they're all made up and decide to cuddle and watch The Bachelor.

Karl shows up at Bree's and she freaks that someone could see him. Which he feels is why she should invite him in. He says he parked two blocks away. But Angie saw him go in, of course, because she was unloading groceries. Karl tells Bree he found a way to spring her from the marriage. Angie scoots closer to spy more, as Karl and Bree drink wine on the living room couch. Karl says that with Orson on parole, all he needs to do is associate with an ex-con, so all they have to do is get them in a room with someone. Then he'll have to let Bree go or she'll have her own blackmail. Karl wants a kiss, and she leans in to kiss his cheek when he gets handsy. She reminds him of their no-sex deal, but he doesn't want to waste Orson being out of town. Angie's heading up the stairs of the test kitchen to get a better view and sees Karl and Bree kissing and undressing each other inside her room. She also sees Orson pull into the driveway. She looks sort of interested in what might happen, but then pulls out her phone to dial.

Desperate Housewives

Comments

SHARE THE SNARK

X

Get the most of your experience.
Share the Snark!

See content relevant to you based on what your friends are reading and watching.

Share your activity with your friends to Facebook's News Feed, Timeline and Ticker.

Stay in Control: Delete any item from your activity that you choose not to share.

The Latest Activity On TwOP