Desperate Housewives

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DeAnn Welker: A- | Grade It Now!
A Family Affair

Next Sunday: "The monkey's killing the clown." That's what a kid says to Gaby and Susan, and it looks like it has something to do with a child's birthday party. Deb Scott (yes, I'm ashamed for recognizing her in a preview clip) thinks Gaby's a lousy mother, and she tells her to her face. Uh-oh. A housekeeper catches Bree and Karl being gross. Or intimate. Same thing. Susan tells Katherine that the only problem she and Mike have is her. Lee tells Bob he told him "she" was going to snap. "It's always the pretty ones." I guess Katherine? She must be the one who snaps. Or possibly Susan. Lynette breaks something of Mrs. McCluskey's boyfriend's, Susan and Julie show up at home, and Susan yells that she has a gun. Announcer guy says that no one thought it would come to this, and one housewife will pay the price. We see Lynette, Bree, Katherine, Gaby and Angie, and then a gun shoots through a window. Announcer guy says it's the shot heard round the cul-de-sac. Wait, is Wisteria Lane a cul-de-sac? And how did I not know that?

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