Orson arrives at church (how many times a week do these people go to church, anyway? Being a Presbyterian looks hard, dude) and gets word that Reverend Green is going to be talking about sexual promiscuity and some "red-headed temptress." So Orson goes into the reverend's office while he's putting on his lavalier microphone and tells him to back off. When Green tells Orson to mind his own business, Orson shoves him against the wall, causing the microphone to go live and broadcast their argument to the waiting congregation. Bree's just attempting to make a discreet exit when Orson's voice rings out through the church, saying, "I am not going to let you go out there and declare that Bree Hodge is a slut!" There's a burst of feedback, and when Bree turns around and goes into the office, she finds the Reverend standing over Orson, laid out unconscious on the floor. Wow, I've had some embarrassing experiences in my life, but I can say that at least I've never been knocked out by a clergyman.
Susan addresses the Maynard situation: she decides to go out to the charge nurse to get her to change the name on the birth certificate. But the nurse it not about to do that without Mike's signature, but when that nurse is relieved by another nurse named Griselda, Susan senses a potentially sympathetic party.
Bree stops by the hospital to check on Orson, who's still unconscious, although apparently there wasn't a concussion. After peeking in at her glass-jawed husband, Bree asks the nurse to take extra-good care of him, since he's a good man. And also really fragile, it would seem.
Ellie wants to talk to Gabby, who tries to shut her out as punishiment for snitching on her to Carlos. But Ellie gets through to Gabby by telling her a sob story about how her dad walked out on her and her mom after catching her mom cheating. Gabby is moved by the story. As this happens, a guy in a sports car pulls up to the house, and the cops in the surveillance van outside figure this is Ellie's supplier. One of them calls Gabby to tell her to get out of there before they arrest both Ellie and her supplier. Gabby hangs up, and when she goes to hug Ellie, like this has been an emotional discussion between close friends, she warns Ellie to skip out through the back before the cops come in. Ellie takes off, even as her supplier is cuffed on Gabby's front porch.