Bree's house. Wow, Marcia Cross must be really showing by now, because they need an elaborate gingerbread mansion to cover her bump. Susan's there: would Bree mind cooking a huge gourmet meal for Ian's family on her behalf? Bree's happy to do so. Bree, meaningfully: "Actually, I could probably use the distraction." Selfish Susan hesitates before asking Bree what's wrong. Where's the Susan who selflessly helped Bree scrub that breakdown birthday cake out of the rug? Susan musters up an unfriendly "Oh?" and Bree tells her about the big split with Orson, and Susan almost chokes on the mint she just stole off the Bump-Defying House of Gingerbread.

Bachelor Bungalow. Edie, wearing a strange sky-blue silk halter-muumuu shirt thing, yells at Mike for being stupid enough to try to bury his toolbox out in the woods even though he was fully aware the police were watching his every move. Light 'em up, Edie! I agree, that really was the dumbest move ever. Roommate Carlos is sitting at the table, doing his part in the war for continuity. Mike blusters that he was "just trying to buy [him]self some time." Edie: "Well you may have bought twenty to life." Edie asks Mike to tell her, once again, whether or not he killed Monique, and yet he still can't remember. The police arrive, put Mike in cuffs, and cart him off.

Back at Bree's. Susan advises Bree to go to the police with all her dirt on Orson. Bree sighs that she needs "some time to think" first. Bree walks Susan to the door, and together they walk out onto the stoop. Bree explains that she just can't get her mind around Orson doing such a terrible thing as murdering his wife and mistress. Susan, in a remark that's surely going to come back and bite her in the ass, says, "We all want to believe the best about the people we care about, but you cannot let your feelings for a man blind you to cold hard facts." Of course that's exactly when the police lead a cuffed Mike out of his house. Mrs. McGossip races over to dish that "they're saying on the news" that Mike killed Monique. Bree cries out, "Thank god!" and Susan shoots her a shocked look. The "Look Whose Shoe's On The Other Foot Now" music swells.