Desperate Housewives
Desperate Housewives

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The Sun Won't Set

Outside, Loony George hands Ty's ticket to the valet, and the kid points out a fancy Porsche parked just feet away, saying that the "management" likes them to keep the "nice cars out front." Loony George gets in and, with a look of calm self-satisfaction, he lays down some serious scratch.

Gabby and her new Gidget hair come home to find Excon Valdez sitting on her veranda and cutting an apple with his ominous, ominous knife. Excon says her new hair looks nice. Gabby: "I also got a facial, and later on I'm going to get a pedicure and an eyebrow wax. So there!" Excon: "That's fine with me." But it's not fine with Gabby, because she knows what he's really thinking. Gabby tells him that she's getting tired of being judged by him, so she pulls out her checkbook and cuts him a check for a thousand dollars: "I won't tell Carlos you didn't stick around. It'll be our little secret." Excon's eyebrows shoot up at the generous size of the check, but he tells her that since he just got out of prison, he doesn't have a bank account: "Can we go to your bank and cash it?" Gabby agrees to the plan, and for some inexplicable reason they decide not to drive Gabby's fine, fine ride but take his beater instead. Excon's beater, Gabby soon notices, is missing the "window thingie," not to mention the door-release handle. Just as she makes this disturbing discovery, Excon rape-locks all the doors and says that he has a confession to make: Carlos didn't really send him to protect her!

Desperate Housewives

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