While "warning, danger, death, murder, rape" music plays, a fishy-looking bad-ass (played by the king of all fishy-looking bad-asses, Hey! It's That Guy! Danny Trejo) pulls up in front of the Solis house and gets a hunting knife and four-pack cooler out of the trunk. With a devilish sneer, he looks up at the house and then slams the trunk closed. Inside, Gabby's doing the downward-facing dog, and from betwixt her legs she spies the evil man peering in her windows. She screams and crawls over to the phone. The evil man walks over to the front door, and Gabby runs over to her foyer and screams, "What do you want!" What does evil man say? He says, "It's cool." What? Huh? Gabby, still yelling, "No it's not cool; who the hell are you?" He tells her that Carlos sent him: his name is Hector, and he met Carlos "inside." Gabby: "Inside what?" Oh Gabby. Excon Valdez gives her a look, and Gabby manages to put it together that he's talking about prison. Apparently, Carlos sent this man to "keep an eye" on Gabby, after "what happened." Carlos sent a scary-looking man, unannounced, to visit his wife who was only very recently traumatized by a break-in? That seems...insensitive. Excon Valdez asks if he can come in. Still yelling through the door, Gabby informs him that he can't come in, and Excon Valdez tells her he brought a cooler, so he's just going to "camp out" on the front porch. Gabby says she can take care of herself, and he tells her he gets it -- she "needs her space," and walks back to his car. Gabby races over and locks the front door. (It wasn't even locked? A mysterious stranger broke in just a few days ago and she doesn't lock her door?) Excon smirks in her direction and drives off.
Episode Report CardEvany: B- | 647 USERS: B-
YOU GRADE IT