While "warning, danger, death, murder, rape" music plays, a fishy-looking bad-ass (played by the king of all fishy-looking bad-asses, Hey! It's That Guy! Danny Trejo) pulls up in front of the Solis house and gets a hunting knife and four-pack cooler out of the trunk. With a devilish sneer, he looks up at the house and then slams the trunk closed. Inside, Gabby's doing the downward-facing dog, and from betwixt her legs she spies the evil man peering in her windows. She screams and crawls over to the phone. The evil man walks over to the front door, and Gabby runs over to her foyer and screams, "What do you want!" What does evil man say? He says, "It's cool." What? Huh? Gabby, still yelling, "No it's not cool; who the hell are you?" He tells her that Carlos sent him: his name is Hector, and he met Carlos "inside." Gabby: "Inside what?" Oh Gabby. Excon Valdez gives her a look, and Gabby manages to put it together that he's talking about prison. Apparently, Carlos sent this man to "keep an eye" on Gabby, after "what happened." Carlos sent a scary-looking man, unannounced, to visit his wife who was only very recently traumatized by a break-in? That seems...insensitive. Excon Valdez asks if he can come in. Still yelling through the door, Gabby informs him that he can't come in, and Excon Valdez tells her he brought a cooler, so he's just going to "camp out" on the front porch. Gabby says she can take care of herself, and he tells her he gets it -- she "needs her space," and walks back to his car. Gabby races over and locks the front door. (It wasn't even locked? A mysterious stranger broke in just a few days ago and she doesn't lock her door?) Excon smirks in her direction and drives off.
Tom tells Lynette that he has something to show her. He leads her over to the P-twins, who are sitting together in a love seat in the living room. Tom starts drilling the kids: what do you do if a stranger offers you a ride? P1: "Run away and call 911." Tom high-fives him. Tom gets more specific: what if the stranger claims to know Tom and Lynette? P2: "Still run away!" Lynette jumps in and asks, "What if the stranger is nice and not scary?" P2 still sticks to the "run away and call 911" story, and Tom makes the "champion" gesture by putting his fists together and shaking them over each shoulder. Lynette asks what if a stranger offers pizza, a trip to the circus, and elephant rides? The twins look over at Tom, who nods "no" surreptitiously. Lynette yells at them not to look at their dad, and still P2 comes up with the right answer. Tom is triple-stoked, and sends the kids to the kitchen, promising "ice cream tonight!" The kids run off, and Lynette gives Tom a look like "you're kidding" and tells him that the Q&A with the boys meant nothing. Tom, exasperated, tells her that he's been working with the kids on this all afternoon and they get it. Lynette says that although she loves her kids deeply, what she and Tom say goes "in one ear and out the other." Tom throws his hands in the air, like he just doesn't care, and says he's going to go eat some ice cream. Lynette says he's not off the hook. Tom: "I can keep my children alive. When you left this morning, there were four. When you came home, there were still four. When you come and there are only three, then you get to lecture me." Ha!