Desperate Housewives

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DeAnn Welker: B- | 1018 USERS: B-
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Our Little Secret

Casa de Solis. Carlos is annoyed to find out Gaby bought a $1,400 purse for an eight-year-old, but she tells him she didn't get the matching wallet. Gaby says that Carmen went all Grapes of Wrath on her (as if Gaby would even know a literary reference). Carlos says he agrees with Carmen, and Gaby has no right to buy Grace gifts. Gaby says she does, because Grace was supposed to have all of this stuff. Carlos tells Gaby this is why he didn't want them to look for her, because they didn't know what would happen. But Gaby looked, they found her, and they're falling in love with her. But if Gaby spooks these people, they can take her away from them forever.

Beth greets Mrs. McCluskey, out for her walk, who tells Beth her doctor said she's going to be around forever, so Beth can tell her vulture husband to pick at someone else's grave. Later, Beth's cutting vegetables, and asks Paul if he talked to anyone interesting today (is this supposed to be the same day he found Mrs. McCluskey on her porch? The timing seems off in this episode). He says no one would talk to him and goes to wash up. She goes all Ginsu chopper on the vegetables. You know, in case we hadn't noticed how insane the woman is.

Hot Handyman's eating Renee's sea urchin (and not liking it) on his date with Renee, when she notices a little person run by quickly. She tells Hot Handyman she thought she saw... never mind. Then she asks him to go to a jazz club later, and he says jazz is the sea urchin of music. Renee laughs and notices the little person again. She starts to freak out, and asks if he saw that. Then a kid walks up and Renee screams. Then, "Okay, you're just a kid." Hot Handyman asks what's the matter, but she tells him there was an incident at the circus when she was a child, and now she's terrified of ... Just then a little person walks up and asks if he knows her. She squeals, climbs on the back of her bench, and screams, "Get it away! Get it away!" Then she throws a coat over him. Hot Handyman pulls it off and apologizes for her. The little person says he made a mistake, then finds Bree in a private room, and tells her he's happy to help and he'll see her in church.

Desperate Housewives

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