Beth greets Mrs. McCluskey, out for her walk, who tells Beth her doctor said she's going to be around forever, so Beth can tell her vulture husband to pick at someone else's grave. Later, Beth's cutting vegetables, and asks Paul if he talked to anyone interesting today (is this supposed to be the same day he found Mrs. McCluskey on her porch? The timing seems off in this episode). He says no one would talk to him and goes to wash up. She goes all Ginsu chopper on the vegetables. You know, in case we hadn't noticed how insane the woman is.
Hot Handyman's eating Renee's sea urchin (and not liking it) on his date with Renee, when she notices a little person run by quickly. She tells Hot Handyman she thought she saw... never mind. Then she asks him to go to a jazz club later, and he says jazz is the sea urchin of music. Renee laughs and notices the little person again. She starts to freak out, and asks if he saw that. Then a kid walks up and Renee screams. Then, "Okay, you're just a kid." Hot Handyman asks what's the matter, but she tells him there was an incident at the circus when she was a child, and now she's terrified of ... Just then a little person walks up and asks if he knows her. She squeals, climbs on the back of her bench, and screams, "Get it away! Get it away!" Then she throws a coat over him. Hot Handyman pulls it off and apologizes for her. The little person says he made a mistake, then finds Bree in a private room, and tells her he's happy to help and he'll see her in church.
Susan's horrified to learn she'll have to pay $9,000 to get the billboards taken down. Susan says this is a huge hit, and puts them right back where they were before she started doing this. Maxine knows, and wonders what Mike will say when the money goes away again. Master manipulator Maxine tells her there's another option: The website provides other services that she's kept hidden from Susan because of the boundaries she's set. But if Susan's willing to do private on-screen interactions of a racier nature, she can make a lot of money. Susan asks how racy, and Maxine asks how much money she wants to make. Outside at night, a man finds the billboard poster in a Dumpster, with Susan's face on it and the website vavabroom.com. He picks it up and walks away without us seeing his face.
Bree's. Renee shows up and asks her how dare she exploit a traumatic childhood memory. Bree says she heard about her episode with a little person. Renee wonders how Hot Handyman will react when he finds out Bree ruined their date. Bree thinks he'll react the same as when he finds out Renee ruined theirs with her grandchild. Hot Handyman arrives, and Renee says they'll just ask him who he chooses. Bree doesn't want to put him on the spot like that, so Renee mocks her. When he comes in, Renee starts to ask him if he had to choose between... Bree butts in and asks him to choose between forest green and brown for the trim. He choose forest green, so she sends him to the hardware store to get some. Renee asks if Bree's afraid she'll lose, and Bree says she is, so he's all Renee's. Renee doesn't think that's any fun at all, and she thought Bree liked him. Bree says she does, but she doesn't get his references and she feels like a cliché. Renee says that if Hot Handyman can make her happy, he's Renee's gift to her. Bree asks why she's being nice, and Renee says she realizes she'd rather have Bree as a friend than an enemy. Bree hollers after Hot Handyman that she'll join him at the hardware store.