And it's MAVO TIME! "This is how Bree Van de Kamp finally came to change her weekly routine. She still cleaned on Tuesdays, paid her bills on Wednesdays, and did her laundry on Thursdays. But her Fridays were now reserved for a meeting -- a special meeting where she stood in front of people that she didn't know..." Bree, wearing a London Fog trench and an awesome turquoise and gold silk neck scarf, stands up in front of a circle of people sitting in chairs and declares that her name is Bree, and she's an alcoholic. MAVO continues: "...and said things she didn't believe. And afterward, Bree would come home and reward herself on the completion of another successful week." At home, Bree pulls a bottle of wine out from behind some boxes in the...laundry room? She pours out a healthy swig, and then she gulps it down using two hands, like she's finally found water after wandering the desert for many, many days. Oh Bree.
Coming up: Bree gets drunk, again!, and winds up locked in a department store for the night.