Katherine arrives the next morning to find Bree making cosmopolitans. At 10 a.m. She asks Katherine to have one, and then she apparently breaks the news to her, because after a cutaway, Katherine is distraught, and asking if he at least paid the homeless people well after he took their kidneys. Bree apologizes, and Katherine decides to go to Maryland. She can't stand being around Bree and Orson, who are apparently an adorably happy couple now, and says she liked it a lot more when Bree was in the same boat as her. She wants to be with family, and not jumping into bed with "the first pancreas thief who kisses her." Bree says that Katherine is family to her; she's always wanted a sister -- a competitive, argumentative sister -- and if Katherine left, she would be very unhappy. Katherine wouldn't want that. But she does want another cosmo. Bree says no.
At the Scavos', Tom asks Lynette if Porter is still at Kirby's. He seems concerned. Then he says he thinks he left the freezer door open at the pizzeria and heads out. Lynette seems confused. At the rehearsal space, Anne Schilling is on the futon, wrapped in nothing but a sheet, and says she didn't think he'd make it. Cut to... Porter getting dressed after having sex with his friend's mom! He hears the car door slam, and ushers Anne into the closet just as Tom comes in. Holding up the condom wrapper, Tom says he originally thought it was one of the band members, but then he remembered Porter had a key. He does? Why? Do you really want to give your son access to a private clubhouse where he can smoke and drink? He asks who the girl is, and Porter says it's a girl from English class. Because she doesn't have any clothes on, Tom gives Porter 60 seconds to get the girl out, and waits in the bathroom. Anne rushes out the front door as Lynette sits in her car across the street. She is understandably upset and drives off. She does not wait around to see if Tom comes out, which is really, really, unfortunate.