Back at the ad story that is Lynette's work, a bunch of officemates are gathered around a juicy flat-screen television, which is tuned in to another news alert about slain teen Melanie Foster. Wow, that is a pretty luxe reception area. I especially covet the faux-forest wallpaper they have in there. The camera pans over to Lynette's glass-box office. She's on her mobile phone, packing up to leave, and saying something about picking up pizza on the way home. The second she gets off the phone, Bossy Boobs is all over her. Bossy -- who is still wearing that same outfit, so I guess this is still the same day -- is all fired up about hitting "O'Donnell's" for a drink, regarding the fact that she owes Lynette a beer, and so much more! Lynette thanks Bossy for the offer, but lets her know that she needs to get home. Bossy pleads with her, saying how much fun she had last night. Lynette suggests that Bossy ask Trudy to go with her, and she gestures over at a blonde woman with big white teeth who's chitchatting in the reception area. Does anyone actually work at this place? Bossy: "Trudy? Are you kidding? I don't need the competition. Have you seen Trudy without her jacket? She is HOT." Lynette nods knowingly, and Bossy backpedals, insisting that she's not saying that Lynette isn't hot, it's just that Lynette is married, as in "off the market." Lynette starts walking to the elevator, and Bossy leaps in front of her, insisting that Lynette grab just one quick drink with her. "I was actually starting to think that you and I were becoming pals," Bossy manipulates. Lynette seems very skeptical about the whole "pals" thing, considering the way Bossy mocked her campaign earlier that day. Man, the sex glow sure fades fast with Bossy, who was all smiles and campaign-approve-y just this morning. Bossy: "That was just [me] putting on a show for work. In the future, always just assume that I'm winking. On the inside." Ha! Bossy does some more wheedling, and finally Lynette caves and agrees to one drink. Bossy: "Yeah! One or two!" And with that, Lynette's family is going pizza-less.
Episode Report CardEvany: B+ | 864 USERS: B-
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