Susan's doing laundry again when Stacy Strauss finds her again. She's here to apologize, since Maxine says she can't go back online until she apologizes. She's fake about it at first, but then sincerely apologizes, admitting she shouldn't have stolen Susan's bit, but she freaked out when she didn't get the bonus check. See, if you didn't pick up on it from her fake accent, her family's in Virginia and she's saving up to move back home, but she always feels like she's living week to week. Susan says she noticed a lot of nice stuff in Stacy Strauss's apartment: flat-screen TV, new clothes. Stacy Strauss knows she shouldn't have bought that, but she wants a little splurge sometimes. Susan gets it. Stacy Strauss says she'll definitely be out of here by the end of the year, though, and Susan says she will too. She asks Stacy Strauss how long she's been doing this, and finds out it's been six years.
Emotional music cuts to Susan asking Mike if he'd mind staying in and ordering Chinese for their anniversary. Mike: "What? No suit? No tie? No pretentious euro waiter listing specials that I can't understand? Dangit, Susan! Why?" They laugh, and he asks why she changed her mind. She thinks they should save their money, and have the fancy dinner when they move back home. Speaking of their home, Beth's presenting Paul with dinner and telling him she had a lovely poker game with the ladies. He asks what they're saying about him, and Beth tells him that "for starters, a lot of people seem to think you killed ... what's her name? Martha something?" Paul says Huber, and then says Felicia must have spread her poison pretty wide. Paul tells Beth he's not a murderer, and she says she knows, but she fell in love with him before she knew that, so she'll always be on his side. I think she might even be creeping Paul out at this point. But my theory, based on the ending of the season premiere, is that she's here as a mole for Felicia.
Tom finds a mopey Carlos, who says he's had a hard week. Tom tells him he can ease some of his stress, but Carlos hopes he's not going to offer him a back rub. Tom: "Nope. A mind rub." In that garage, Tom says he got totally baked this morning but Carlos smells the "pot" and tells Tom it's not pot; it's oregano. Tom says he bought it at a legit dispensary, so Carlos says someone must have switched it out. Tom's like: "Who?!" And Carlos looks at him like we all want to, all, "Really, Tom? Really?"