Next week: Susan's webcam career leads to a giant sign that she tries to tear down. Hot Handyman finds out Bree's a grandma. A little person knows Renee and confronts her on a date. She screams. Gaby voices over, "Oh my god. My daughter." Which could really be edited from anything, though they obviously want us to think they find their biological daughter.

DeAnn, a writer and editor in Portland, Oregon, didn't smoke pot or play Dungeons & Dragons in college. You can contact her at twopmodmars@gmail.com.

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