...Carlos's house. Edie stumbles down from upstairs, looking like a grim cross between Death and Voldemort circa The Sorcerer's Stone and muttering something about a "bad scallop" (i.e., clearly, she's been hurling the night away). Carlos: "You'd think that half-bottle of tequila would have disinfected [the bad scallop]." Edie groans. Mike bursts in, all smiles, and announces that he's just there to pick up some stuff to move over to the home of his betrothed, Susan. Carlos offers Mike his hearty congrats; they do the half-shake-bro-hug. Carlos notes that Mike didn't "waste any time" (my thoughts exactly!), and Mike oh-so-sincerely says, "I don't want to wake up one more day without her lying next to me." Edie: "Oh god. Here comes what's left of breakfast." Mike skips upstairs, pausing only to warn Carlos and Edie about "all the wedding fever" running amok on Wisteria Lane, and how they're in danger of getting infected. Carlos laughs hugely and dismissively, and Edie gets all offended. Carlos points out that it's too soon for even the barest whiff of marriage, seeing as they really "only just started dating." Finally, finally a man who believes in a sane romantic timetable. Edie is all, "I know, but we could live together!" And yet, clearly she doesn't know, because living together is a huge step too, and not something you do when you only just started dating, especially when it's someone who's demonstrated that he's not a hundred percent into the relationship. Carlos scrambles to point out that he just signed the lease on Mike's place, and the rent money goes to pay the landlady's nursing home bills -- he can't back out now! Edie gets a scheming look in her eye. Cut to...
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