Desperate Housewives

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DeAnn Welker: A- | 1459 USERS: B-
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Down and Dirty

Bree's in a grubby hallway somewhere. She knocks on a door and asks the guy who answers if he's Lamar Benjamin. She chirpily tells him she's Bree Hodge, and he knows her husband from the state penitentiary, and wonders if he has a moment. Lamar's got nothing but. Inside, she looks uncomfortable, but fakes pleasant quite well. Lamar sizes Bree up and says, "Damn! Flossy did okay for hisself [sic]." Orson was Flossy because he got them all dental floss and then made them use it. Lamar thought it was a pain in the ass and was glad when someone used it to strangle a guard and it was taken away. That's one use for it, but not quite as genius as these guys nearly escaping using floss. Bree lies to Lamar that Orson's spoken fondly of him and his other "prison friends." Lamar's surprised, since Orson seemed kind of mad when he used him as a shield in a yard fight. Bree says he tells that story now and laughs... so she was wondering if he'd pay Orson a visit to cheer him up, since he's so depressed. Lamar's not willing to break parole and risk going back to jail. But Bree gives him $300 (and another $300 to come later) and promises she's good at keeping secrets. He's all, "What the hell?"

Desperate Housewives

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