Meanwhile, over at the hospital, the hospital where perhaps Felicia is still staying? Does anyone remember Felicia? Rex's doctor is telling the life-insurance man -- Mr. Flannery, I guess? -- that he's having second thoughts about Rex's death: "I've known Rex and Bree for twenty years, and I've never had any reason to suspect they were anything but a happy, loving couple." But that's not true: he knew about the onion incident and he told Rex he thought Bree might be poisoning him, so clearly he did suspect that they might have been less than happy? Also, why would the doctor be bringing his suspicions to the insurance man, not the police? Though maybe the insurance man just happened to be the first person to start asking questions? I don't know. The doctor hands Mr. Flannery the "I forgive you" note Rex wrote for Bree as he was dying. Mr. Flannery reads it and says, "'I forgive you'?" The two of them exchange a long and very dramatic, arched-eyebrow sort of look. Music swells, etc.

Dear Felicia,

Remember how you used to ply the unstable men of Wisteria Lane with banana bread and cookies, all the while gripping a steak knife under the table? Those were fun times, electric times. What happened to you? Are we in a fight? If I said something to upset you, please accept my apology and come back to me. I miss you!

Yours until Ivory soap sinks,
Evany

P.S.: Do you happen to know where Zana is now? How about CreePaul? I haven't seen either of them in ages and I'm starting to wonder if they're gone for good, or what? I don't really care, but you know...just curious!