Desperate Housewives
Desperate Housewives

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Jessica: B | 497 USERS: C+
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Zack and Paul drive home. Zack apologizes for talking to Julie about their private business, but swears that she promised to keep her mouth shut. Paul nods, and says that he's handled Susan, but that the two of them need to talk about what Zack thinks he remembers. "You didn't kill anyone," Paul says. Zack looks stunned, and says that he remembers it! This is totally like a current plotline on Passions, where Sheridan totally thinks she killed her mom, but she didn't, because her mother actually just ran off to Mexico with Sheridan's future husband's father, Martin. Paul tells Zack that memories can lie: "You didn't kill anyone. Dana is very much alive." I have to say, I didn't see that coming.

Oh, right, the whole thing with Gabrielle and Miguel! I forgot them! Again! Anyway, his parents show up at her house and they want Helen's grandmother's engagement ring back and -- hold the phone. She accepted the proposal? Oh, Gabrielle. She stammers that she was caught off-guard, and that of course she's giving the ring back. Dude, she's nuts. I hope she off and marries him. Helen sputters that if Gabrielle ruins Miguel's life, Helen will ruin Gabrielle's. Well, yes, of course. We assumed so. Milos sees the wild look in his wife's eyes and sends her back to the car. Gabrielle apologizes and swears she's not going to marry Miguel. Milos thinks this is wise. "We appreciate everything you've done," he says, and starts to go. She calls him back and asks why he's so nice to her. Milos shrugs that what happened between her and Miguel is as much Miguel's fault as it is hers. "I guess," Gabrielle offers. She understands if Milos hates her just a little, she says. Milos looks over at his wife, who is clearly steamed. "When I was a kid, I always played by the rules," he says. "I never cheated on a test, never even missed a curfew But I can't help but think how wonderful it would have been to have made at least one mistake like you." Gabrielle smiles. "That's...sweet. You're very sweet," she tells him. He grins that he's a little sweet, but he's mostly just middle-aged. Gabrielle giggles nervously as he goes. I can't wait until she sleeps with him, too. Come on, don't you think that could happen? Imagine the drama!

Desperate Housewives

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