...we cut to Gay Matt sitting outside on the curb next to his father. "I say we go up there and kick the door down," Ryan O'Neal suggests. "Tell me how that works out for you," Gay Matt mutters.

As so often happens with Gabrielle's plotlines, I forget she even exists until she shows up again. She's come to see Miguel at his bachelor apartment. His roommate totally checks her out when he lets her in. Miguel whisks her away from such prying eyes and takes her into his bedroom, where she avoids his kisses and asks him what happened to college. He tells her something vague to the effect that "an opportunity has presented itself," and in order to take advantage of said opportunity, he needs to start making money. "What opportunity is more important than college?" Gabrielle asks, and I am so jaded that I thought somehow that selling drugs was going to be involved in his answer. Actually, he wants to sweep in and marry her now that Carlos is a big old jailbird. The boy actually gets down on one knee: "Mrs. Solis, will you marry me?"