Andrew shows up at Bree's to find her in Orson's empty room, crying. He asks why all of his stuff is gone, and she says he left her because he thinks she's a hypocrite. Andrew says that's ridiculous, but she says he's right. Andrew asks what he can do, and she says he can give her his permission to do something she should have done a long time ago. Generic executives in the generic office, angrily discussing how this information the priest gave them could ruin the hospital if it leads to a lawsuit. One of the guys says he knows "one of these families." They live two blocks from him, on Wisteria Lane. Mr. Chase thinks maybe that guy's the best person to tell them. The guy asks how you tell parents the child they love and have been raising isn't really theirs. It's so obviously MJ, which is going to lead Mike and Susan into the money they need to get back to the Lane. Unfortunately, because I'd really like this show more without her.
Cut to Penny, MJ and Gaby's girls running down the sidewalk, so we wonder which child was switched at birth. They run by their mothers (and Bree), in front of Susan's. They've all shown up to say goodbye to Susan, who says it's not a big deal; she's just moving across town and will see them Friday for poker. They say they'll hunt her down and bring her back if they don't see her once a week (America does not feel the same way, however). Bree asks who's renting the house, and Susan tells them Lee found a guy. Gaby doesn't think it will seem right. Susan says the guy's very lucky to be moving in next to three of the most wonderful neighbors in the world. She tells them that she thinks they're all such good people. Bree looks guilty. Susan thanks them for making her a better person. Wow, how bad would she have been without them, then? Mike tells Susan they should go, and Lynette says she has to go check on Tom and the baby. Leaving Gaby and Bree, still looking sad. She tells Gaby she's not a good person and there's something she should have told her years ago; it's something that could end their friendship. She asks Gaby if they can go talk.