Susan's horrified to learn she'll have to pay $9,000 to get the billboards taken down. Susan says this is a huge hit, and puts them right back where they were before she started doing this. Maxine knows, and wonders what Mike will say when the money goes away again. Master manipulator Maxine tells her there's another option: The website provides other services that she's kept hidden from Susan because of the boundaries she's set. But if Susan's willing to do private on-screen interactions of a racier nature, she can make a lot of money. Susan asks how racy, and Maxine asks how much money she wants to make. Outside at night, a man finds the billboard poster in a Dumpster, with Susan's face on it and the website vavabroom.com. He picks it up and walks away without us seeing his face.
Bree's. Renee shows up and asks her how dare she exploit a traumatic childhood memory. Bree says she heard about her episode with a little person. Renee wonders how Hot Handyman will react when he finds out Bree ruined their date. Bree thinks he'll react the same as when he finds out Renee ruined theirs with her grandchild. Hot Handyman arrives, and Renee says they'll just ask him who he chooses. Bree doesn't want to put him on the spot like that, so Renee mocks her. When he comes in, Renee starts to ask him if he had to choose between... Bree butts in and asks him to choose between forest green and brown for the trim. He choose forest green, so she sends him to the hardware store to get some. Renee asks if Bree's afraid she'll lose, and Bree says she is, so he's all Renee's. Renee doesn't think that's any fun at all, and she thought Bree liked him. Bree says she does, but she doesn't get his references and she feels like a cliché. Renee says that if Hot Handyman can make her happy, he's Renee's gift to her. Bree asks why she's being nice, and Renee says she realizes she'd rather have Bree as a friend than an enemy. Bree hollers after Hot Handyman that she'll join him at the hardware store.
Carlos and Hector are having beers on the porch. Hector says it was nice of them to invite them over, and next time they can go to Hector's house. The men agree how lucky they are. Inside, Carmen's teaching Juanita to cook and Gaby's watching thoughtfully. When Grace compliments the house, Gaby offers her a tour. Grace is totally impressed with how big and awesome it all is, then wants to look at Gaby's jewelry box. She's impressed with that, too, so Gaby gives her a necklace. She says it's a gift she bought herself with her first big modeling check. She tells Grace that the gift will be their little secret. Grace thanks her and tells her she wants a purse like hers someday. Gaby says she's going to make sure she gets it.