Desperate Housewives

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M. Giant: B | 599 USERS: C+
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Edie has called Carlos over to pick up one of his paintings. Noticing that it looks like she put a foot through it, he obviouses, "There's a hole in it." "Yeah, I don't get modern art either," Edie says. This scene is really just an excuse for Edie to tell Carlos that if he thinks she's mad about his affair with Gabby, he should have seen Victor when he found out. As Edie closes the door on Carlos's face, he doesn't look too worried about his painting any more.

So Carlos calls Gabby to warn her, and she seems pretty sure that Victor doesn't know. Otherwise why would he be acting so sweet and taking her on a boat trip. Carlos is like, he what? Gabby: "Oh, crap." Right then is when Victor comes below. Gabby drops her cell phone in a flutter. Victor confiscates it, saying they agreed on total privacy and she can have it back when they return. Aw, isn't that sweet?

Later, Gabby finds Victor slicing up French bread with an unnecessarily large knife. She makes an excuse about wanting to go back to shore for a jacket. Victor, who I love because he has no time for anyone else's crap on this show, just comes out and tells her that he knows everything. Gabby starts apologizing, pointing out that Victor was always gone and plus she's also really needy. Victor doesn't seem impressed. He drops the knife, which doesn't calm Gaby much. From a compartment, he pulls out a big soft-sided suitcase and is opening it up. "It's bad enough you betrayed me. Now I have to listen to your whining?" He says he has something for her, but before he produces it, she blindsides him with an oar, knocking him over the side and into the ocean. And then she takes the helm and drives off, leaving him hollering and swimming uselessly after her.

Desperate Housewives

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