Dexter
Dexter

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Couch Baron: B | 747 USERS: B
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"Here's A Revelation. You're Idiots."

The sun is just coming up when Colin Hanks awakens (they're presumably in Erin's apartment) in bed, alone. He sleepily gets up and heads into the kitchen (by the way, this place is awfully big for a young waitress, not that that's going to be relevant for very long), and finds Erin seated on the floor, bound and gagged and obviously terrified. EJO tells Colin Hanks he must have known this would happen; Colin Hanks begs EJO to let her go, but he tells Colin Hanks he should have thought of that before he "defiled" her. Again, something is very off, as the girl has not looked EJO's way or given any acknowledgement that he's there, not to mention the more pedestrian question of how EJO tracked the place down and broke in. Of course, if EJO is a figment, none of this can really be happening completely as depicted, so it seems pointless to get bogged down in details. I mean, if he tied her up himself, Colin Hanks would have to be completely DID to be surprised by the situation in the kitchen; again, no matter what the reveal, I doubt the details are going to add up. Anyway, EJO says she's part of God's plan now, which, I have no doubt is great for her.

In the hospital, with Harrison asleep, Dexter petulantly tells Harry that his prayer didn't mean anything, and I don't really know where to start with that, but Harry tells him he did make a pact. Not that he promised anything specific that we know of, but whatever, we haven't heard the last of this, obvs. Deb then calls with news of a crime scene in Coral Gables -- a gardener at the Botanical Gardens found an alpha and an omega outside the greenhouse. Dexter isn't sure he should leave, but Jamie tells him it'll be fine -- Harrison probably won't even wake up until he's back. Dexter is convinced...

Dexter

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