Dexter

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Jeff Long: B | 1990 USERS: B-
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Courting or Stalking

Angel and Maria are talking about the Chicky Hines case. Angel repeats that the witness is good. She knows and she tried to get Miguel to take action. He says she did all she could, but she looks like she isn't done yet.

Vince is stunned. He says hell has frozen over, as cops are turning down donuts. Quinn says that maybe the price is too high. "Why wouldn't they want to support a colleague during his shining moment?" asks Vince. Quinn breaks it down and says that Vince is the foulest person he's ever met. It can be funny, but it can also be revolting. "What do you know? You're the fucking new guy." Nice way to prove him wrong there, V. Deb enters and says to Quinn, "Dr. Phil, your girlfriend is back to look at more mug books." After Quinn is gone, Vince tells Deb that he saved her the donut with the cream filling. Naturally. She calls him a freak and walks away.

The cop hooker lady shows up to talk to Angel. "It's you, with clothes." She says her name is Barbara Gianna. She has brushed her hair and it is no longer ratty and believably prostitutish. She says that this department has had a lot of shit with the Bay Harbor Butcher. She knows that guys like him never learn and she's just going to save the department further embarrassment by ratting him out now. He says that he knows he looks bad and she tells him not to say it was his first time. Cause she is an EXPERT. He says he is not proud of what he's done. She replies, "No part of me really cares." Heh, that's pretty funny. He says he destroyed his marriage, lost his child, "I'm a divorced cop halfway down the road to a full-blown cliché: a divorced alcoholic cop." He needed to fight the loneliness. He says he's not special. I like that. Don't arrest me! I'm just a normal whoremonger! She says she hates people that disgrace the badge, but she hates liars worse. She can tell he's not lying, which I guess makes him the thing she hates less? She tells him he needs to play with himself or be doing something consensual and legal next time he's pulling out the ween. This might get interesting.

Ramon comes into the station. He rudely presses Maria for information about how Oscar's murder investigation is going. He says they don't know what the fuck they're doing. Maria tells him lower your voice and Angel joins them and says that the credit he gets for being a cop has its limits. Maria says every lead has been followed. Ramon says that he was called by a guy who says he saw Freebo in Miami and had called the station four times to report it, and they didn't follow. Dex is staring at them talking -- I know where this is going. Maria says to give her the name of the tipster and Ramon says that mutha fucka was anonymous. Dex VO's, "Did I forget to leave my name?" Knew it. Ramon says the tipster knew things about the case; like that Teegan was his girlfriend. Deb pipes in that a lot of people know that because she passed Teegan's picture all over town. Quinn adds that the tipster may have been looking for reward money. Ramon tells them they need to get off their asses and Maria tells him that he needs to leave now. She's not playing around anymore. Ramon hisses that they should just do their fucking job. Who is this guy? He shoulder checks Deb on the way out. And she looks at him like, "What the-!" Maria tells Angel to give Miguel the heads up about this scene, as she's tired of the Prado family and doesn't want to talk to him. Dexter VO's that was easier than he thought.

Dexter

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