Dexter

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Jeff Long: B | 1992 USERS: B-
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Courting or Stalking

Vince pops into the room with tickets to his keynote address at the Forensics Conference. Yawn. Quinn says not his thing. Deb says she's flea-combing her dog and she jets it out of there. Angel says he's with his little girl that night. Vince says he doesn't know the date of the Conference yet, but Angel says he has to keep his schedule open. He turns to Dexter and says, "Et Tu Dexte?" Dexter says he wouldn't miss it.

Dexter VO's that Vince is the court jester -- but there's something about being a character actor. It's exhausting to have all of the emotions that the leads would have. I think it would be pretty exhausting to be Karen Black, who is a character actor. She seems insane too.

The sketch artist at the station tells Deb that Fiona's description looks just like what the burglary unit already had. Deb is frustrated. She talks to Fiona who says she didn't see the perpetrator. Even though he knocked her down and hurt her knee? Deb says picture it and the girl starts freaking out. Deb corrects herself and says don't picture it. Quinn arrives with coffee and calms Fiona down. She says she's not helping with the investigation and Quinn says she's doing great. They take a break. Quinn says they're going to look at mug books. Deb offers to set up a room with the mug books, but he says he's got it. She seems annoyed.

Rita is sitting beside the porcelain god when Dex brings in crackers. This part should pass soon, he half tells her/half asks. She says that people tell her she should glow. I guess there is an odd glow to a sweating, vomiting person. She says she can't believe she called a guest a bitch. It happens, Rita. Usually only once. But, it happens. She tells Dex she's going to ask for her job back. Otherwise, no one's going to hire her -- knowing she has to take maternity leave. That's my problem with the earlier scene. She couldn't just tell the lady she was experiencing morning sickness because she's pregnant? Otherwise, don't tell prospective employers that you're expecting. She says she has no savings and no health insurance. He says he has insurance. Also, as a married couple they could use the children as tax ride-offs. She vomits. Is that a no? Yes. That's a no.

Anton and Deb meet at the club where he plays. She calls his guitar ugly. He says he picked it up at a vintage shop -- it makes it look like he's been playing it for a long time. She wants a stiff drink after her day and wasn't expecting to meet him. I don't know how much I believe that. She asks how well he knows Quinn. We're getting closer and closer to Internal Affairs!! Yuki and Deb!! Activate! She wants to know if Quinn is good or bad? She mentions that he can be really slick then sensitive. Anton says Quinn helped him out of a jam. He flirtatiously says he'd be drinking alone without Quinn. She smiles and says she's not sure about that. Seriously, can't get enough of these two. Make it happen, Dexter people.

Dexter

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