Dexter

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Dexter pulls into the station in his new ride, VOing, "I go to stalk a killer, and I end up with a new car? How'd that happen?" "New car?" asks LaGuerta, who's parked right next him. "Yeah." "You gettin' married?" "Not that I know of." "Huh. So, what's with the mommy-mobile?" "I'm, uh...not sure." Yeah, you are, dude. You're psyched about being a dad for Cody and Astor, while also being able to fit bodies into your convenient stow-and-go seating system.

Inside, Dexter checks out one of Roger's hairs from his comb under the microscope, and says, "Synthetic." "Even Roger's hair is a lie. I could learn a thing or two from this guy." Masuka comes in and says, "Who's your daddy?" "Uh, Harry Morgan." "Dude, the lead forensics investigator on the joint task force, that's who. You want in on this bitch or not?" "What bitch?" "The only bitch in town, baby! The Bay Harbor Butcher." Masuka proudly announces that he got Dexter temporarily assigned, and Dexter looks terrified. "Vince, you didn't have to do that." Masuka doesn't care, and tells Dex that he'll just be working bone marrow stuff, but it'll get him access to the tent, which is apparently "amazing. Say it." "You're my daddy?" "It sounds weird when you say it."

Dexter

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