"The show's already started, but have they seen the feature presentation?" VOs Dex as he walks into the video surveillance portion of the BHB room. Masuka asks the monitor woman if everything is synced up. "Yup, we can watch streaming video of the marina right now if you want to." "Yeah, maybe we'll get to see some pontoon poon." Jesus H. Christmas, Vince! Dude, Lundy is standing right next to you, man! Everyone gives him a sideways glance, and Lundy says, "Did you need something?" Watching the video footage, Dex VOs, "That's not my marina, yet. I'll be making my onscreen debut soon enough. I've got to figure out a way to get to those video files." Word. Lundy's starting the meeting: "The media frenzy about the Bay Harbor Butcher has come back to bite us, big surprise. Now we've got a wannabe vigilante out there who liked the Butcher's style and thought, 'Hey, I should try this at home.'" Lundy flashes a picture of the "victim" up on the screen as he continues. "He attacked this man, John Henry. Ex-convict, preyed on the elderly. It gets better. I've already received reports of ads on Craig's List and coffee shop bulletin boards requesting the services of the Butcher." Damn, dude. That's pretty nutty. Lundy says, "If this kind of thing catches on, we're looking at an epidemic." "Kind of like herpes," whispers Masuka in Deb's ear. "Fuckin' A, Masuka, I'm trying to listen." "One in four, Morgan. One in four." Dude, you're a dick, Vince! Lundy goes on to explain that vigilante justice is domestic terrorism, and that if one life is lost to a vigilante, that he will pull the case from Miami Metro Police and make it a totally Federal case. "That's a promise." "That's a disaster," VOs Dex. "It would be raining Feds in Miami." Lundy finishes that if Miami Metro wants to keep the case, they need to "nip this in the bud." Angel busts in, saying he thinks he has a suspect. He plugs a USB key into the projector, and immediately a driver's license showing a guy named Ken Olsen (played by this guy, natch) pops up. "Olsen's mother was hurt badly in a home invasion robbery. Guess who hurt her?" "Please tell me John Henry, our train car victim?" Angel thinks Olsen attacked Henry for revenge. Lundy wants to know if there's any way to get him in for questioning, but Angel says they can't find him anywhere. "Okay, leak this to some of your media contacts. Let's try and beat this guy out of the bushes. Good work, detective." Lundy tells everyone else to find either hard evidence on Olsen, or the man himself. "The full force of the FBI," VOs Dex, still stuck on some old shit, "that's the last thing I need. I've got to make sure Lundy gets his man, after I find a way to erase the marina files, and make up with my girlfriend. And then maybe I'll try to tackle world hunger, because things really can't get much worse."
Episode Report CardMr. Stupidhead: A- | 1812 USERS: C+
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