Dexter

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Joe R: B | 1761 USERS: B-
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Cop Killer

Lundy's apartment (hotel room? apartment). Debra knocks on his door, and before Lundy can assure her that he was only calling about Trinity and nothing more, she jumps up on his face. He pulls her inside and shuts the door. So...Anton's available, then?

Dexter's Conspicuously Un-Security-Lit Home. The lights are off inside as Dexter lies in wait, syringe in hand, knowing Zoe's going to come by and try to murder the shit out of him. While we wait, Dexter's VO just goes on and on and on, it's like being stuck in the elevator with a chatty stoner who won't shut up about what a nonconformist he is. Finally (FINALLY!) Zoe breaks into the back door. "She's gonna make it look like I walked in on a robbery," VO continues. "She's good at creating a narrative of a crime." And indeed, Zoe starts to rustle around the kids' things, drawing the unexpected ire of Dexter for doing so. He advances on her from behind, but she sees his reflection in a picture frame, so there's a struggle. She chucks his "We *Heart* Dad" mug at him, breaking it against the wall, but he ultimately gets that needle in her neck.

Cut to...actually, I'm not entirely sure where Dexter's performing this killing. It's someone's bedroom, and from the pretty pink bedding visible underneath the plastic wrap, I'm guessing it's Zoe's daughter's room? As she starts to yell for help, Dexter returns, having just purchased for her a one-way boat ticket to the Philippines (not a euphemism; wouldn't be a good one if it was). "I know how to create a narrative too," he says, as he places his two fingers in the same spots she held her gun on him earlier: temple and chest. He's gonna drop her car off at the port, and put that glove fragment back in the disposal to expose her guilt and give a reason for her fleeing to a country with no extradition contract. Everyone will think she got away with it. "You're that good," he says. "Or that dead." Zoe looks him defiantly in the eye: "You gonna rape and kill me?" Dexter breaks off into a giggle. "What is with you and rape? No one's raping anyone!" Heeee. Yes, that rape joke was my favorite moment of the whole episode. Deal.

Dexter

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