Finally, Dexter gets to Rita's, and it's like six in the morning. She was so worried that she called in sick to work, which is cute because...well, she's pretty damn cute. She goes on to tell him that she doesn't want to lose him, and that "I want you...I mean..." and she opens her bathrobe to show off her skimpily-nightied self. Dexter's all, "Um, uh...cool? Thanks." Rita says, "You're welcome," really awkwardly and they share a discomforted giggle. Then they kiss, and Rita slowly shoves Dexter onto the couch. She straddles him, and loosens one of the straps from her nightie, obviously ready for some sexin'. She seems relieved, but also cautious. Dexter looks like he has no idea what to do. Luckily for him, the phone rings, and it's little Cody, who's apparently crying on the other end of the line having just barfed "all over Colleen's couch." Whoever Colleen is. Saved by the bell, Dexter heads home...

...where he finds a doll head mounted on his freezer door. He opens it to find a Barbie hacked to bits in the same fashion as the hacking killer's victims, and is instantly excited. "I suppose I should be upset, feel violated, but I'm not. No, in fact, I think this is a friendly message, kind of like, 'Hey, wanna play?'" After he inspects the miniature mirror held by the tiny, dismembered hand, he breaks the fourth wall: "And, yes, I wanna play. I really, really do."

Um, yes please! Dude, this show rules! How psyched are you? Come on! I can't wait to see what kind of shenanigans await us! Who's this killer gonna be? Is it someone we know yet? Or have we just scratched the surface? What if it's Dexter, and he really has a split personality, both sides of which like to kill? What happened to Dexter as a toddler to make him so murderous? Who is the file lady, and what does she know? Why doesn't she have a name? Why am I asking so many questions? Why aren't you?!