Greene is having Jamie over to his place, apparently for the first time, as she's kind of blown away by how nice, big, and well-furnished it is (games sell, yo); in addition, he's got a lot of collections of stuff like action figures prominently displayed. She's like, collect all the crap you want, it's probably just appreciating in value, but why did you blow me off? You'd think she would have wanted that answered before agreeing to see him again, but when he admits that her brother asked him to back off, and that scared him, that's all she needs to hear, and she moves in for a kiss...
...and then, guess what, they're screwing. We start a tasteful distance away, and move even farther back to reveal, on a showy shelf all by itself, the Ice Truck Killer hand. Whether he bought it from the Horrific Nightmare Of An Intern directly or used the errand he did for Masuka to gain hold of it seems irrelevant; also, I suppose I'm supposed to be shocked by this development and to stop rooting for Greene. Naturally, I will do neither of those things.
In the bushes near the church, Dexter and Colin Hanks have a far-too-long conversation that amounts to this: They're splitting up, again, so Colin Hanks can go in the front door and talk to Tyler Durden, while Dexter will go in the back. Reeeeeeeal complicated. Then again, the show proves how bereft of story it is by spending a full twenty seconds on Colin Hanks and Dexter moving to their respective positions...
...and then Colin Hanks has entered the church, whereupon he sees Tyler Durden with his back to him. Tyler Durden deadpans that he's surprised Colin Hanks hasn't burst into flames. "God is very kind." Wasn't that funny, but I'll give it a "heh" anyway just to be divinely kind myself. However, my magnanimity is wasted, as they have a long, drawn-out discussion of what God wants or doesn't want, which concludes with Tyler Durden saying Colin Hanks can have one more chance, by coming to him now. This, yet again, makes little sense, because obviously Colin Hanks has been carrying out Tyler Durden's will whether he's aware of it or not...
...but speaking of stupid, pointless conversations, Harry is nattering away at Dexter while the latter sets more kill stuff up, like this should have been DONE ALREADY and also wouldn't you have DRUGGED TYLER DURDEN before worrying about the plastic in the kill room being just so? This show is so bad now. Just aggressively defies the most basic logic at every turn. And it wouldn't make me nearly so mad if the increasingly-frequent consequence weren't to make Dexter look like, not to put too fine a point on it, a straight-up moron. Also, we know Dexter hopes to be a better father - it's been mentioned numerous times this season -- so for Dexter to stall by saying this explicitly to Harry is an absolute joke...













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