After Dexter leaves the room, Vince stops the others from leaving. He says that he's taking donations for Dexter's bachelor party "produced and directed by Vince Masuka." He announces that he will have present at the party "Sergeant Cop-a-feel" as well as "Jo-Jo the Lezbo Go-Go" and "Maureen the Limber Mermaid and, her even more limber friend, Nadia the Russian Gymnast." Angel grabs him by the scruff of the neck and pulls him to the side. He begins by telling him that they are in the middle of two important investigations, to which Vince responds that it is indeed hard, given the current workload, to get people to focus on the party. Gotta love some nasty ole' Vince. He says that he has a reputation to live up to. If, at this bachelor party, people don't vomit while simultaneously sporting an erection, he has let his audience down. I like a man with standards. Angel lays down the law -- strippers are allowed, but there'd better be no prostitutes. Geez, Angel is suddenly...an angel, I guess. I can understand that he's feeling differently about things since he has hooked up with Barbara, but his halo needs a little more shining before he wears it. Vince calls him "Sergeant Buzzkill" and Angel replies that, if there is anything illegal at the party, he will arrest him. Vince was only kidding, he says. The party is for "Opie"(Dexter), and a hooker is a terrible thing to waste. I don't know if you guys have read The Tao of Vince yet, but keep it in mind for a stocking stuffer. That actually sounds kind of dirty, doesn't it? After Angel walks away, Vince mumbles and starts dialing on his cell phone. "I'm never gonna get my deposit back." He actually would have been wasting that hooker though. It's good that this happened.
Episode Report CardJeff Long: A | 1976 USERS: B-
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