Dexter
Dexter

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Couch Baron: A- | 218 USERS: B
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Crazy Stupid Love

Hannah complains about being served Corn Flakes, "again," while a particular camera angle, used for the second time, makes us wonder if she's at least been working on her shackles. She offers to make her grandmother's recipe for fried green tomatoes, adding that she saw some growing in the garden out back. Lurch tells her he can't let her outside, so she suggests he go pick them. He looks suspicious, but he presumably still doesn't know how dangerous she is; also, he probably wouldn't admit it, but I'm guessing he's as sick of Corn Flakes as she is.

Deb calls Dexter and tells him that only one of the Colombians was single, so his place would be the obvious choice and she's going to check it out. Dexter doesn't want her to, but she tells him to shut up, and adds that she's not doing it for Hannah, but to protect him. Dexter sees Caffrey closing on him, so he gets off the phone, and after we note the knife tucked into his waistband, he starts moving again, but soon, he reaches the bow of the ship, which is a dead end, and it's some nice work from him as he realizes that his fate is likely entirely in Isaak Pullo's hands now. He steels himself and gets ready for a knife fight with Caffrey, who's surely planning to kill him too (especially since Jason Gedrick must have filled him in that Dexter is a killer too), but just then, Isaak Pullo's voice rings out from the deck above, "Sweetheart!" and he drops Caffrey with several silenced shots. Dexter looks up at him warily, but Isaak Pullo favors him with a smile: "See? Man of my word." Dexter looks a bit flummoxed...

...while LaGuerta, getting coffee down by the water, turns and runs straight into Captain Jack, who tells her that he said some shitty things to her because she cost him his job only nine months away from a forty-year pension. LaGuerta sniffs that she only got him before he could do the same to her, but he's not there to fight. "That little list of yours? You'd be surprised what I know about some of the names on it." He tells her he'll help her if she'll support his reinstatement - just long enough for him to get his pension bump. He adds that the question is just how bad she wants it, and given that it's literally everything she's been doing all season, it's no wonder that she points out a table that just opened up for them. And as I said in the recaplet, this pairing has real potential.

Dexter

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